My fiance tried to have our groceries delivered today. She said she wanted five bananas and somehow the woman misunderstood and bought THIRTEEN POUNDS OF BANANAS
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Today I babysat my son for the first time while his mother was out
Well, that's new...
Mmm, teeth shards, my favorite
Japan: First time?
Operation: Human Shield should be come a thing
The ensemble is complete
He’s already seized control of my house, now he figures he can take over the whole planet.
I've been sick all weekend and needed a break from watching TV
He is right though
A Christmas tale in three acts
It happens to the best of us
In five years, these will be considered the new ragefaces, so enjoy it while it lasts
My friends are convinced my dad is a vampire cause these pictures are taken 21 years apart, and he doesn't look like he's aged much.
In societate habitamus
Anctartica, the confusing continent...
I've decided on my new nickname and it isn't James Bond.
STAY away from such DARK WAYS
I'm going to be rich
Isabelle would not approve
Tom Brady channeling his inner dwarf for yesterday’s game.
My friend’s Luke Skywalker toy happened to break in the perfect spot.
ego sum qui innocentes
THIS is why i CUT my dick OFF
Hot Wheels Cheech and Chong edition
but PEACE is no way to get REELECTED
Make it more orange!
Lens > House
WWJD? Probably my favorite bumper sticker I've seen.
"HAHAHAHAHA I MADE A MISTAKE WHEN I WROTE THE YEAR HAHAHAHA"
That makes me uncomfortable
The holidays are rough on everyone
Today my friend ate a fortune cookie.
Jehova Witness final exam
World Class Game
Bought two bread loaves and a cat loaf
Time for some meta meming
First day of snow in my city, I look out and this is what I see.
So many Stonetoss clones these days, it's hard to keep up with all of them
lord knows id nuke
What WW3 will really be about
thank you, Florida.
I don't want to set the world on fire~
What's going on?
Excuse me sir your tank is open!
low cost cosplay spider man
A squeagle! I love photoshop!
It took me a minute too
Oh he paid them back, alright
All the social media bs right now
He’s trying his darn best!
She thought she was gonna get an actual koala bear
Store owner said he no longer gets harassed by Jehovahs
What if god was one of us?
googled "netipot" today, was vry confused by this photo at first glance...
Was looking at Cards against Humanity reviews on Amazon and saw this....
Got a leaf blower for Xmas. But I like to pretend it's a futuristic railgun.
This infectious disease hospital having its windows decorated
Such a kind stranger
Rosa Parks can’t get a break with those buses
Amazon sells these little pink stickers. Who says money can’t buy happiness?!
And it will take 4 times shorter to get from nukes to nuclear-powered sexdolls that can kill you
Literally every "Twitter-Terminator"
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New Austin Powers movie poster
I went to pet him. I guess he just wasn’t in the mood.
No Aussies Here!
Sarah’s Scribbles 2020 calendar out here predicting the future.
Top 10 saddest anime deaths
When my cat walks on my keyboard
vibe check incoming
I R O N I C C
Arnold's unique sense of style.
Experience is the most valuable kind of knowledge
I have newfound patriotism in my small crap country for staying away from war (*touch wood*)
I mixed a cat with a moth for your amusement
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You wanted it, you got it, but you don't want it now.