It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
749,579 Poster of the Year
I had a vasectomy today. My wife made me this care package.
In the arms of the angels
Harry and Megan hire Canadian security team.
Da da da da dada da da la do da la do ba do doo doo
Has 99 problems, solves all of them...
He wasn't lying
I’ve wondered the answer for a while now
A friend of mine is a flight attendant. This was the only passenger from Dallas to Austin.
Free our broady! He is a genius
Will this be on the test?
Anatomy of a pew.
I mean.. It's kinda important though
Taxes are coming
*Mission: Impossible theme plays*
Greta Jones [OC]
no thanks I don't want to get divorced
The truth is finally out there
Does he need a new name?
Cat doesn't approve
It's like boasting about having a huge dick only for it to turn out feminine later
When things get out of hand after a wedding party
Short comic of 10 robots
Blame the Witches of Izalith
Its Factory New tho
Do not interrupt gamer mode
you have chosen death
America ur gettin attac u big retar
best milf hunter
Don’t touch me!!! Wtf?
even they notice things
And aided by his trusty partner in crime General Disarray
Watch out Daniel Boone!
Best part of visiting my client's doctor's office today!
When my alarm goes off in the morning
That new Bison stash
did u know?
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this meme
We upgraded our phone system at work and got new phones. All the old phones were supposed to be left in the hallway under this sign. Someone brought in this.
Actual pictures from AliExpress. What you expect vs what arrives.
How to give scammers a mini heart attack
Miss Frizzle was a danger to children
Might as well be a doctor
May shorten the CPU’s lifespan
Its perfect. We need more of these
Beep beep comin through
My friend asked me to draw them a picture for their birthday. Haven't heard from them since.
That face thought.
Found this little gem in a toilet at a sports pub at London Victoria.
I've been complaining about work to my gf all day, this is her response. OC she drew
Enough with the filters
he was feline pretty good about himself
Let us speak to the manager for you.
day three of my promise to draw one grumpy animal per day for the whole of 2020
While playing Duplo with my kids something looked familiar
I almost had no ailments
I bet that room is extra...
My kiddos were so adamant that we just drove past an ostrich chilling outside a restaurant, that we had to double back and investigate.
Thank god Yoda is green
This looks like a fever dream
This might be the best anti-littering sign ever!!!
but it should be.
Now this is interesting.
The modern diogenese
Find one that’s working
It really whips the Llama's ass
im sad now
Hold on boss, lemme flip this bacon
Found this gem on a friends Snapchat story
Jack Nicholson’s son looks like the love child of Leonardo DiCaprio and John Mayer
I'm just doing what you asked...
Comes with all the STD's
Number one cause of death
Who can beat him?
this says a lot about society
I agree with his statement
New year! New workout...
Party like the nation's on fire