I had a vasectomy today. My wife made me this care package.

In the arms of the angels

Harry and Megan hire Canadian security team.

Da da da da dada da da la do da la do ba do doo doo

Nice birdy

Has 99 problems, solves all of them...

He wasn't lying

I’ve wondered the answer for a while now

A friend of mine is a flight attendant. This was the only passenger from Dallas to Austin.

Free our broady! He is a genius

Will this be on the test?

Anatomy of a pew.

I mean.. It's kinda important though

Taxes are coming

*Mission: Impossible theme plays*

programmers

Greta Jones [OC]

no thanks I don't want to get divorced

The truth is finally out there

Does he need a new name?

Cat doesn't approve

It's like boasting about having a huge dick only for it to turn out feminine later

When things get out of hand after a wedding party

Oof

Short comic of 10 robots

slayed

Blame the Witches of Izalith

Its Factory New tho

good god

It’sss Oakmon!!

Do not interrupt gamer mode

you have chosen death

best milf hunter

Yes

Don’t touch me!!! Wtf?

even they notice things

Krieg intensifies

And aided by his trusty partner in crime General Disarray

Watch out Daniel Boone!

Best part of visiting my client's doctor's office today!

When my alarm goes off in the morning

That new Bison stash

did u know?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this meme

Painhub

Wholesome

Review: ⭐★★★★

Relatable

ELEMENO

We upgraded our phone system at work and got new phones. All the old phones were supposed to be left in the hallway under this sign. Someone brought in this.

Actual pictures from AliExpress. What you expect vs what arrives.

How to give scammers a mini heart attack

Miss Frizzle was a danger to children

Focken weebs

Might as well be a doctor

son

May shorten the CPU’s lifespan

Its perfect. We need more of these

Beep beep comin through

My friend asked me to draw them a picture for their birthday. Haven't heard from them since.

That face thought.

Found this little gem in a toilet at a sports pub at London Victoria.

I've been complaining about work to my gf all day, this is her response. OC she drew

Enough with the filters

he was feline pretty good about himself

Let us speak to the manager for you.

'Le Batman'

day three of my promise to draw one grumpy animal per day for the whole of 2020

While playing Duplo with my kids something looked familiar

I almost had no ailments

I bet that room is extra...

My kiddos were so adamant that we just drove past an ostrich chilling outside a restaurant, that we had to double back and investigate.

Thank god Yoda is green

This looks like a fever dream

This might be the best anti-littering sign ever!!!

but it should be.

Truth Cookie.

Now this is interesting.

The modern diogenese

Find one that’s working

It really whips the Llama's ass

im sad now

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

Independent Royals

ah.

Hold on boss, lemme flip this bacon

Found this gem on a friends Snapchat story

666 182

Jack Nicholson’s son looks like the love child of Leonardo DiCaprio and John Mayer

magimck

I'm just doing what you asked...

hmoe

Comes with all the STD's

Number one cause of death

Who can beat him?

this says a lot about society

I agree with his statement

New year! New workout...

Party like the nation's on fire

Via the empirical method