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Which one of you sent your mother to refill your girlfriend?

Friends nephew used his logic

If you are going to prove to me that the watch you are trying to sell me is authentic, you should probably not include the crack pipe in the picture.

So I made a pulled pork sandwich this morning...

Then it gets too weird, and your cat gave you blue balls.

Insert Taco Bell reference here

Open House

I got an ad instead of a fortune

it get sticky and my thoughts get stuck

He won't tell me what it is

This sign at the bar last night

Lord Of The Ricefields

this, but also...

Ｗａｌｒｕｓ Ｖｉｓｉｏｎ

"Not yet my friend, not yet" - Harambe

She’s the person who buys 100 watermelons in the shop

We have reached full circle

Uh... Eminem?

Took a picture of my dog and her friends and it looks like a Renaissance painting.

Japanese Art

Footage from Epstein's jail cell found!!

sKyWaLkEr

PEAS

I have you now

I tried to be a good uncle and mentored my niece and nephew… I also lost my babysitting privileges.

sexual violence is invented (2019)

Aah yes! It's crazy how time flies

is this the cure to cooming?

Brings a tear to my eye.

What is the meaning of this ...

Template funny haha

just tell what happened

Big Iron time

Highway road chart

n word

Rey who?

This was a wedding gift from my best man

My cat and the neighbor's dog staring each other down everyday. This is their lives now...

Hold up there Buckaroo

You look different from your profile...

Name the most american thing you know of:

A Good Warning

Came accross this on a delivery at work a while back

Everyone has these days

Firefox Windows has been successfully installed!

My daughter asked me to take a pic of her in the snow for her Instagram. Okay!

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... a... Beluga?

This is super saiyan Pepe, like to instantly raise your power level over 9000

And all tabs be written on giant notepads in crayon.

Ya'll got anymore of that cat nip?

My dog being reminded that she's not a cat.

Limitless

But how could he be so sure?

My 14 year old brother recently decided he was too cool for us, so my mother decided to go pick him up from school dressed like this.

Day 8 of my promise to draw a grumpy animal every single day

This restroom allows you to have an audience to cheer you on while taking a dump.

My men...

A rare photo of a crocodile calling for help

They should have renamed the houses - Wooffindor, Hufflemutt, Ravenpaw and Sloberin. I'd adopt a doggo from Hufflemutt!

Throwback to the time where my gf asked me to run in and get salmon. I'm not allowed to get it any more

origins

Ass family!

Can't say they don't have a good eye.

Hello, ladies!

Dog sticking his head in a dollhouse!

Future stuff

Choo-choo

Ever had an idea that was so brilliant it was stupid?

they're eating all our plants

Darth Jester

Great, another quagmire.

Bathroom sign at a Barcade in Florida

Friendly.

They say dress for the job you want, so I dress like the Willy Wonka of Day Drinking.

UTAH has its issues, but it’s traffic signs are top notch

A guy contacted me on FB Marketplace to buy our kitchen chairs. Upon viewing his profile pic, I've decided to give him the chairs for free.

This is SFW content

This guy took forever to order

You could've had a bad b!tch

Spotted this elusive, almost extinct communication device, in the wild today...

The worlds next Top Chef!

HDLs corpse is still warm

He does need help, I'll give him that

Everybody dies but the eternal ones just stay the same age

Australians are dropping carrots to help animals fleeing bushfires

It's Tuesday

Flavor crystals

It’s an honest question

I couldn't afford a Gwyneth Paltrow candle so I had to make do

This is the bird way

yes

fast

A true piece of 2020

My best friend in winter

Instructshunal video

surf's up

coomed

I'm not a fan

uncacceptable