Retired radio show host
532,984 The Insane
he got completely owned in that debate
I hate that aliens only invade there
Gray Pride. We're old. We're tired. Get off our lawn.
Came home from running errands. Couldn't find my cat... until...
This tiger at the zoo licked the window then had instant regrets.
I want gay married :)
Came home from work today to this...
My friend works for a contracting company that is renovating a hotel. They asked for room numbers, with braille on the bottom for blind people to read. This is what their supplier sent them .
Well that solves our robbery problem.
Saw this in a bathroom today
Toddler found the sunroof button
How my dad reads a book
To put us out of our misery
Thank you, Sam.
Confused in China too:
this is day 10 of my promise to myself to draw a new grumpy animal every single day
I tried to get a close-up of this spider to try and identify the species but I ended up just giving it Googley eyes when the flash bounced off 2 of it's eyes
Yeet my life
As a minority, i can say this is def a hate crime, and I’m going to jail baby.
Reviews are important
Restaurant charges customers for asking "stupid questions"
We will find you... and we will sell you an extended warranty
Adulthood is no fun
Ever heard the story of Darth Basedus?
Wake the frick up
Found this empty box in the store. I think someone stole the controller
This actually made my day. Always pay up folks.
Here comes better days
War never changes
Lowcost Cosplay and his Jelly
How to check if your boss actually reads your handbook rough draft.
Definitely a horse.
Who is the smartest?
My tomato plant is killing it. Was going to make classic tomato soup until I noticed my big jalapeno harvest. Looks like we're having salsa instead boys!
Your father is...
You can't escape from him
Now would be a good time
Saw this the other day
ah, no place like home
today will be day 10 of my promise to draw a grumpy animal every day this year
MCTrump for hugelol president
Well, I just can't stop laughing
Attacked! Little aliens dishing out truth insults
Part of getting older?
We're the fukin' animals
Feeling so much better now
things we do for love
Walked halfway across the restaurant just to see what this said, not disappointed.
Off size large
John Wick 4 sneak peek
*God capital G
Simpsons predicted the future once more
The anatomy of a lego brick
Found this on sc thought it should be here
Amazon accidentally sent out their email template and it’s hilarious!
Mc: "everyone should be posting" Me: quickly, do something!
My daughter oddly asked for a pull up bar for Christmas.
Those gremlins want my 4 ounces of water
I no longer live in a society
Found Beaker’s doppelgänger on Judge Judy
Saw this while looking at reviews of 7ft bean bag chairs and couldn’t stop laughing
Let’s have a talk
When the Nigerian prince write you an email
Sign at a restaurant in Bangalore
OK, whatever Karen
Puss for the Witcher
Someone keeps flushing coins down the toilet at work so I had to make a bathroom sign
Well that's nice
I break every vase, you set the backyard on fire
Wife just gave me this...
Chicken legs for days
I have no idea what’s going on here, but it did make me laugh so here you go.
My mom said “DO NOT POST THIS. FAMILY ONLY”
wise cave man
this is day 9 of my pledge to draw a new grumpy animal every day for a year and I'm literally in tears now thanks
Just bought this bag of coffee today - they got me!
You got it boss