Mc: "everyone should be posting" Me: quickly, do something!
My daughter oddly asked for a pull up bar for Christmas.
Please.
Those gremlins want my 4 ounces of water
Micro Happiness
I no longer live in a society
Found Beaker’s doppelgänger on Judge Judy
Saw this while looking at reviews of 7ft bean bag chairs and couldn’t stop laughing
Go Astros!
What girlfriend?
Good question
Let’s have a talk
When the Nigerian prince write you an email
Sign at a restaurant in Bangalore
OK, whatever Karen
Puss for the Witcher
Someone keeps flushing coins down the toilet at work so I had to make a bathroom sign
Well that's nice
Very big
I break every vase, you set the backyard on fire
Wife just gave me this...
Chicken legs for days
Honk Honk
I have no idea what’s going on here, but it did make me laugh so here you go.
My mom said “DO NOT POST THIS. FAMILY ONLY”
wise cave man
this is day 9 of my pledge to draw a new grumpy animal every day for a year and I'm literally in tears now thanks
Just bought this bag of coffee today - they got me!
hol' up
You got it boss
So this is his secret
Disney World needs a new ride.
*loud exhale*
relatable
Peak woke
Saltbae hard at work.
I let them call it out a few times before I went up and grabbed it
Please sir, don't fire me. I have a wife and four pups.
Everyone loves cats!
Foresight counts
This is sad space pepe, he flows through the infinite universe all alone. this is so sad can we get
I swear it's much bigger but this water is freezing...
Cardi B(ad)
Slov be like
Save the planet
Downudder gave me this
enginer
*staring in disgust*
is this implying your crush is also a kind of man?
The Moonmoon of Minecraft
Monetize your skills
Out of reach
kemist
Which one of you sent your mother to refill your girlfriend?
Friends nephew used his logic
If you are going to prove to me that the watch you are trying to sell me is authentic, you should probably not include the crack pipe in the picture.
So I made a pulled pork sandwich this morning...
Then it gets too weird, and your cat gave you blue balls.
Insert Taco Bell reference here
Open House
I got an ad instead of a fortune
it get sticky and my thoughts get stuck
He won't tell me what it is
This sign at the bar last night
Lord Of The Ricefields
this, but also...
Ｗａｌｒｕｓ Ｖｉｓｉｏｎ
"Not yet my friend, not yet" - Harambe
She’s the person who buys 100 watermelons in the shop
We have reached full circle
Uh... Eminem?
Took a picture of my dog and her friends and it looks like a Renaissance painting.
Japanese Art
Footage from Epstein's jail cell found!!
sKyWaLkEr
PEAS
I have you now
I tried to be a good uncle and mentored my niece and nephew… I also lost my babysitting privileges.
sexual violence is invented (2019)
Aah yes! It's crazy how time flies
is this the cure to cooming?
Brings a tear to my eye.
What is the meaning of this ...
Template funny haha
just tell what happened
Big Iron time
Highway road chart
n word
Rey who?
This was a wedding gift from my best man
My cat and the neighbor's dog staring each other down everyday. This is their lives now...
Hold up there Buckaroo
You look different from your profile...
Name the most american thing you know of:
A Good Warning
Came accross this on a delivery at work a while back
Everyone has these days
Firefox Windows has been successfully installed!
My daughter asked me to take a pic of her in the snow for her Instagram. Okay!
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... a... Beluga?