My daughter oddly asked for a pull up bar for Christmas.

Please.

Those gremlins want my 4 ounces of water

Micro Happiness

I no longer live in a society

Found Beaker’s doppelgänger on Judge Judy

Saw this while looking at reviews of 7ft bean bag chairs and couldn’t stop laughing

Go Astros!

What girlfriend?

Good question

Let’s have a talk

When the Nigerian prince write you an email

Sign at a restaurant in Bangalore

OK, whatever Karen

Puss for the Witcher

Someone keeps flushing coins down the toilet at work so I had to make a bathroom sign

Well that's nice

Very big

I break every vase, you set the backyard on fire

Wife just gave me this...

Chicken legs for days

Honk Honk

I have no idea what’s going on here, but it did make me laugh so here you go.

My mom said “DO NOT POST THIS. FAMILY ONLY”

wise cave man

this is day 9 of my pledge to draw a new grumpy animal every day for a year and I'm literally in tears now thanks

Just bought this bag of coffee today - they got me!

hol' up

You got it boss

So this is his secret

Disney World needs a new ride.

*loud exhale*

relatable

Peak woke

Saltbae hard at work.

I let them call it out a few times before I went up and grabbed it

Please sir, don't fire me. I have a wife and four pups.

Everyone loves cats!

Foresight counts

This is sad space pepe, he flows through the infinite universe all alone. this is so sad can we get

I swear it's much bigger but this water is freezing...

Cardi B(ad)

Slov be like

Save the planet

Downudder gave me this

enginer

*staring in disgust*

is this implying your crush is also a kind of man?

The Moonmoon of Minecraft

Monetize your skills

Out of reach

kemist

Which one of you sent your mother to refill your girlfriend?

Friends nephew used his logic

If you are going to prove to me that the watch you are trying to sell me is authentic, you should probably not include the crack pipe in the picture.

So I made a pulled pork sandwich this morning...

Then it gets too weird, and your cat gave you blue balls.

Insert Taco Bell reference here

Open House

I got an ad instead of a fortune

it get sticky and my thoughts get stuck

He won't tell me what it is

This sign at the bar last night

Lord Of The Ricefields

this, but also...

Ｗａｌｒｕｓ Ｖｉｓｉｏｎ

"Not yet my friend, not yet" - Harambe

She’s the person who buys 100 watermelons in the shop

We have reached full circle

Uh... Eminem?

Took a picture of my dog and her friends and it looks like a Renaissance painting.

Japanese Art

Footage from Epstein's jail cell found!!

sKyWaLkEr

PEAS

I have you now

I tried to be a good uncle and mentored my niece and nephew… I also lost my babysitting privileges.

sexual violence is invented (2019)

Aah yes! It's crazy how time flies

is this the cure to cooming?

Brings a tear to my eye.

What is the meaning of this ...

Template funny haha

just tell what happened

Big Iron time

Highway road chart

n word

Rey who?

This was a wedding gift from my best man

My cat and the neighbor's dog staring each other down everyday. This is their lives now...

Hold up there Buckaroo

You look different from your profile...

Name the most american thing you know of:

A Good Warning

Came accross this on a delivery at work a while back

Everyone has these days

Firefox Windows has been successfully installed!

My daughter asked me to take a pic of her in the snow for her Instagram. Okay!

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... a... Beluga?

This is super saiyan Pepe, like to instantly raise your power level over 9000