The mascot was the bears, so they trimmed the bushes to say BEARS. But for one solid day, we were the PENiS.

Betty White the Highlander

I like to - move it!

And the award for most unnecessary subtitles goes to....

Still sounds like permission to me.

uuugh, boys in TITE outfits

Misfortune cookies I got for Christmas are killing me

Found in my break room at work today

el bees

Mother.

Whatever bathroom at my gym.

Inefficient

This epitaph got my cracking up.

I swears

is nice.

I found 69420 in Pi

Photographer had an oversight

Control freaks, be warned!

but i am a rapist

cutting edge technology

Too tired.

You've mama-ed your last mia

chirp chirp

going to fight my way through the coming apocalypse for this one

It do be like that

But your store is cute!

and that's DESPITE the assbeard

T H I R S T

The VelociPastor

This brilliantly placed Travel Agency Ad

A healthy meal

I know you're out there

oink oink ma tail

Lil n*gga shut up

Classic.

no words, just feels

I got played

Thatts aa bigg ooff foorr mee

My chemistry teacher thought my drawing was funny

Prepare to die!

Grand Moff Tarkin and his comfy slippers

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

What a wonderful site.

I know all about these things

Good decision

community Joposting

>Atheists f*cking

It was always fun to use filters

oooooof

Jesus

touch my spaghett

i want sweat scented perfume

he's got your back AND your front ;););)

Whoops, I guess I shouldn't have killed those brown kids.

Je Mapelle Gemma Pell

It's so convenient

Great band!

Better this than the wonderbread guy

Ｗ Ｏ Ｗ

A science textbook illustration that looks like a shitpost

What’s your problem?

vector

Make way for the bad guy. There’s a bad guy coming through the snow.

Kids advice on marriage

mood

Farming fun

Mission failed successfully

Banana anatomy

be polite

Forgive me

Better watch one more episode since I'm nervous now

:pray:

._.

Things you can learn from movies

Might be a repost, but I haven't seen this on here so I dunno.

DS mods be like

he got completely owned in that debate

Camocon

I hate that aliens only invade there

Gray Pride. We're old. We're tired. Get off our lawn.

Came home from running errands. Couldn't find my cat... until...

This tiger at the zoo licked the window then had instant regrets.

I want gay married :)

Came home from work today to this...

My friend works for a contracting company that is renovating a hotel. They asked for room numbers, with braille on the bottom for blind people to read. This is what their supplier sent them .

Well that solves our robbery problem.

Saw this in a bathroom today

Toddler found the sunroof button

How my dad reads a book

YEEET❗

To put us out of our misery

Thank you, Sam.

Confused in China too:

this is day 10 of my promise to myself to draw a new grumpy animal every single day

I tried to get a close-up of this spider to try and identify the species but I ended up just giving it Googley eyes when the flash bounced off 2 of it's eyes

Yeet my life

As a minority, i can say this is def a hate crime, and I’m going to jail baby.

Reviews are important

Restaurant charges customers for asking "stupid questions"

We will find you... and we will sell you an extended warranty