i want sweat scented perfume

he's got your back AND your front ;););)

Whoops, I guess I shouldn't have killed those brown kids.

Je Mapelle Gemma Pell

It's so convenient

Great band!

Better this than the wonderbread guy

Ｗ Ｏ Ｗ

A science textbook illustration that looks like a shitpost

What’s your problem?

vector

Make way for the bad guy. There’s a bad guy coming through the snow.

Kids advice on marriage

mood

Farming fun

Mission failed successfully

Banana anatomy

Forgive me

Better watch one more episode since I'm nervous now

:pray:

._.

Things you can learn from movies

Might be a repost, but I haven't seen this on here so I dunno.

DS mods be like

he got completely owned in that debate

Camocon

I hate that aliens only invade there

Gray Pride. We're old. We're tired. Get off our lawn.

Came home from running errands. Couldn't find my cat... until...

This tiger at the zoo licked the window then had instant regrets.

I want gay married :)

Came home from work today to this...

My friend works for a contracting company that is renovating a hotel. They asked for room numbers, with braille on the bottom for blind people to read. This is what their supplier sent them .

Well that solves our robbery problem.

Saw this in a bathroom today

Toddler found the sunroof button

How my dad reads a book

YEEET❗

To put us out of our misery

Thank you, Sam.

Confused in China too:

this is day 10 of my promise to myself to draw a new grumpy animal every single day

I tried to get a close-up of this spider to try and identify the species but I ended up just giving it Googley eyes when the flash bounced off 2 of it's eyes

Yeet my life

As a minority, i can say this is def a hate crime, and I’m going to jail baby.

Reviews are important

Restaurant charges customers for asking "stupid questions"

We will find you... and we will sell you an extended warranty

Adulthood is no fun

TOSS

Wake the frick up

Just poop

Found this empty box in the store. I think someone stole the controller

This actually made my day. Always pay up folks.

reverse

samry

Here comes better days

lombster

Cheez

Lowcost Cosplay and his Jelly

How to check if your boss actually reads your handbook rough draft.

Definitely a horse.

Who is the smartest?

PikabooDog

My tomato plant is killing it. Was going to make classic tomato soup until I noticed my big jalapeno harvest. Looks like we're having salsa instead boys!

Your father is...

You can't escape from him

Funny very

Now would be a good time

Saw this the other day

today will be day 10 of my promise to draw a grumpy animal every day this year

Not straight

MCTrump for hugelol president

Well, I just can't stop laughing

Attacked! Little aliens dishing out truth insults

frickin heck

Part of getting older?

We're the fukin' animals

Feeling so much better now

things we do for love

Walked halfway across the restaurant just to see what this said, not disappointed.

Off size large

Haa

Mewzik

John Wick 4 sneak peek

*God capital G

Cactus label

Simpsons predicted the future once more

The anatomy of a lego brick

Found this on sc thought it should be here

Amazon accidentally sent out their email template and it’s hilarious!

Mc: "everyone should be posting" Me: quickly, do something!

My daughter oddly asked for a pull up bar for Christmas.

Please.

Those gremlins want my 4 ounces of water

Micro Happiness

I no longer live in a society

Found Beaker’s doppelgänger on Judge Judy

Saw this while looking at reviews of 7ft bean bag chairs and couldn’t stop laughing

Go Astros!