My sister — “Im not getting married until some man proposes to me using the last Illustration”

leaving her butt juice on the table like a thot

I’d sign up

My girlfriend looks mad today.

Don't worry sir, situation is under control.

Four

Found this at Boston Pizza

Don’t know who made this but I can’t think of a worse experience.

When you pull up that reverse card

All of Europe post Brexit

Don’t insult my cookie, it think it looks like a real horse.

Mctrumps famous last words before shot by a lurker

I've re-labeled my wife's fanciest candle.

Someone broke my brother in laws door... just kidding that's snow in Saint John's Newfoundland

It's like an episode of Dora, that never ends

more like the pasta tastes good.

in relationship vs single

So happy they will be protected by camouflage uniforms in space

02 is also his grade point average

this is me to myself

Shout out to Wendy William's for reprising her most iconic role. ET 2 set to hit theaters next year folks!

Hmmmmmmmmmm

welcome to whose line is it anyway

Parasitic nut

Can't take it

How are her chest circles any different than the rest of them?

"It's always so cold in our house. Our furnace sucks." -Wife Jan2020 -32C

Oops

Well played

I can't trust these animes anymore

well i can't argue with that

Blocking friends in the 80’s

A Dangerous Wish

"Wtf is this"- cat

And here's the coaster at MY house...

Doctor...

by azura

Soda truth was revealed. Dr. Pepper only had a doctorate in theoretical Fizz-ics.

C0ckblocked

Skyrim is for the nords

I can’t believe you’ve done this.

wholesome friday

First year of marriage vs. Second year of marriage

Wife found this shopping for an exercise/pregnancy ball. This review sold it!

Not this house, not today

No boys yet, I’m staying optimistic

Not mints written on the top....Our waiter hooked us up!

A man of culture I see.

Grandparent’s home starter pack

Coaster at my friends house :)

My parents' welcome sign to avoid solicitors...

My brother-in-law is a mechanic and sent me this picture today.

Such an honest sign

A realistic origin story

What's wrong? Snek? Sneeeeeeek!!!

This guy's a member of ISIS, they call him "jabba the jihadi"

It's no fun if they can't watch

Carrots of mass destruction

*Insert hide the pain harold here*

The quiet room at my job looks awfully familiar...

Send in the supers!

Fair comparison?

the similarity is ((drone)) STRIKING

Lurkers trying to improve Hugelol

The mascot was the bears, so they trimmed the bushes to say BEARS. But for one solid day, we were the PENiS.

Betty White the Highlander

I like to - move it!

And the award for most unnecessary subtitles goes to....

Still sounds like permission to me.

uuugh, boys in TITE outfits

Misfortune cookies I got for Christmas are killing me

Found in my break room at work today

el bees

Mother.

Whatever bathroom at my gym.

Inefficient

This epitaph got my cracking up.

I swears

is nice.

I found 69420 in Pi

Photographer had an oversight

Control freaks, be warned!

but i am a rapist

cutting edge technology

Too tired.

You've mama-ed your last mia

chirp chirp

going to fight my way through the coming apocalypse for this one

It do be like that

But your store is cute!

and that's DESPITE the assbeard

T H I R S T

The VelociPastor

This brilliantly placed Travel Agency Ad

A healthy meal

I know you're out there

oink oink ma tail

Lil n*gga shut up

Classic.

no words, just feels