A Dangerous Wish

"Wtf is this"- cat

And here's the coaster at MY house...

Doctor...

by azura

Soda truth was revealed. Dr. Pepper only had a doctorate in theoretical Fizz-ics.

C0ckblocked

Skyrim is for the nords

I can’t believe you’ve done this.

wholesome friday

First year of marriage vs. Second year of marriage

Wife found this shopping for an exercise/pregnancy ball. This review sold it!

Not this house, not today

No boys yet, I’m staying optimistic

Not mints written on the top....Our waiter hooked us up!

A man of culture I see.

Grandparent’s home starter pack

Coaster at my friends house :)

My parents' welcome sign to avoid solicitors...

My brother-in-law is a mechanic and sent me this picture today.

Such an honest sign

A realistic origin story

What's wrong? Snek? Sneeeeeeek!!!

This guy's a member of ISIS, they call him "jabba the jihadi"

It's no fun if they can't watch

Carrots of mass destruction

*Insert hide the pain harold here*

The quiet room at my job looks awfully familiar...

Send in the supers!

Fair comparison?

the similarity is ((drone)) STRIKING

Lurkers trying to improve Hugelol

The mascot was the bears, so they trimmed the bushes to say BEARS. But for one solid day, we were the PENiS.

Betty White the Highlander

I like to - move it!

And the award for most unnecessary subtitles goes to....

Still sounds like permission to me.

uuugh, boys in TITE outfits

Misfortune cookies I got for Christmas are killing me

Found in my break room at work today

el bees

Mother.

Whatever bathroom at my gym.

Inefficient

This epitaph got my cracking up.

I swears

is nice.

I found 69420 in Pi

Photographer had an oversight

Control freaks, be warned!

but i am a rapist

cutting edge technology

Too tired.

You've mama-ed your last mia

chirp chirp

going to fight my way through the coming apocalypse for this one

It do be like that

But your store is cute!

and that's DESPITE the assbeard

T H I R S T

The VelociPastor

This brilliantly placed Travel Agency Ad

A healthy meal

I know you're out there

oink oink ma tail

Lil n*gga shut up

Classic.

no words, just feels

I got played

Thatts aa bigg ooff foorr mee

My chemistry teacher thought my drawing was funny

Prepare to die!

Grand Moff Tarkin and his comfy slippers

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

What a wonderful site.

I know all about these things

Good decision

community Joposting

>Atheists f*cking

It was always fun to use filters

oooooof

Jesus

touch my spaghett

i want sweat scented perfume

he's got your back AND your front ;););)

Whoops, I guess I shouldn't have killed those brown kids.

Je Mapelle Gemma Pell

It's so convenient

Great band!

Better this than the wonderbread guy

Ｗ Ｏ Ｗ

A science textbook illustration that looks like a shitpost

What’s your problem?

vector

Make way for the bad guy. There’s a bad guy coming through the snow.

Kids advice on marriage

mood

Farming fun

Mission failed successfully

Banana anatomy