Some jokes require me to use my Brainyrs

This was supposed to be a cute photo op of my wife and son at the train yard.

Walked outside today morning and saw this

Blessings, ***!

Not like the Simulators.

The savagery is palpable

In Newfoundland, we like to play a game called “Are we clearing the road?”

A Salute To Good Burger!

Caught the suspect trying to break the prisoner out of his cell...

And it's going to happen again!

Based Geralt

Peace was never an option

looool

Yeah.. Bullets.

That's a lot of damage.

This is a metal shot

Adult lives matter

Can I interest you in some....car insurance?

Northeast Canada right now....

Funniest shit ever

This is the cutest and funniest thing ever

Its finally happening.

Wah

Uncover the monster that created you

Long beings are needed in society

Save them now

And they say you can’t hear or taste photos...

Who's laughing meow?

In Minnesota, we like to play a game called "am I on the road?"

My proudest moment

Generwick

Found this in my textbook, I was probably the first person to read it.

they had us in first half not gonna lie

Found this online.........I bought it

Guys, Australia does actually need serious help

Have more Respect for Food.

Parents gave me a birthday card......I don’t find it funny.

thinking of society

smh the earth is flat already

Mom knows how to label her stuff.

Radical

Emptying my Closet and couldn’t Find my cat, so I Took a Picture with the Flash on.

One more burrito I want in my life

Opening the door in NFLD canada!

Poland, yes!

For anyone with those insane headlights

Do these things have a name?

This sign I saw yesterday

Bakery is close to the gym

Taking huge steps towards independence.

Just...All Of This...

You aren't just going to let those rings sit there?

Your opinion is moo. Ya know, like a cow, it doesn't matter.

Looking for any reason to crusade basically

She doesn't know her butt well enough

A god amongst birds

Saw this while shopping, had to stop and take a picture.

I am pain. You?

My sister — “Im not getting married until some man proposes to me using the last Illustration”

leaving her butt juice on the table like a thot

I’d sign up

My girlfriend looks mad today.

Don't worry sir, situation is under control.

Four

Found this at Boston Pizza

Don’t know who made this but I can’t think of a worse experience.

When you pull up that reverse card

All of Europe post Brexit

Don’t insult my cookie, it think it looks like a real horse.

Mctrumps famous last words before shot by a lurker

I've re-labeled my wife's fanciest candle.

Someone broke my brother in laws door... just kidding that's snow in Saint John's Newfoundland

It's like an episode of Dora, that never ends

more like the pasta tastes good.

in relationship vs single

So happy they will be protected by camouflage uniforms in space

02 is also his grade point average

this is me to myself

Shout out to Wendy William's for reprising her most iconic role. ET 2 set to hit theaters next year folks!

Hmmmmmmmmmm

welcome to whose line is it anyway

Parasitic nut

Can't take it

How are her chest circles any different than the rest of them?

"It's always so cold in our house. Our furnace sucks." -Wife Jan2020 -32C

Oops

Well played

I can't trust these animes anymore

well i can't argue with that

Blocking friends in the 80’s

A Dangerous Wish

"Wtf is this"- cat

And here's the coaster at MY house...

Doctor...

by azura

Soda truth was revealed. Dr. Pepper only had a doctorate in theoretical Fizz-ics.

C0ckblocked

Skyrim is for the nords

I can’t believe you’ve done this.

wholesome friday