Breathalyzer

Could this be....?

flail wildly and shit yourself

At 16 I have become the first person in human history to perform in Carnegie Hall with Lightning McQueen socks

I Miss The '90s

"Antibiotics"

Well played Flight Centre

This is absolute gold.

Itouched one once to see if he had rougher skin

Seen at the VA Gun Rally Today

Ready for Coffee

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim.

Making Mistakes

honestly just stay away, do not attempt to talk to me

Filipinos at the Taal Volcano evacuation center staying positive by trying on some of the clothes that had been donated to them.

It do be like that

The Rise of Skywalker

life as a HEALTHY adult

I tell you what

Don't listen to those kids, rain

Found in my 9 y.o.'s backpack. Solid business model

Equality gang where ya at

tit le needed

Canada has completed work on its boarder wall

Downgrade actually

Gandhi with the life changing quotes

I wouldn’t hesitate

My best friend always wonders why he gets "randomly" screened in airports. This is probably why.

edge

Did I hear food!?

sheit

Carne

Give her back! She's mine! She built me damn it!

salute

What's England like?

Witcher season 2 looks sick

*** headphones

CRUSHING defeat

*Geralt nosies*

frick now i can't see how many feet pics i was going to buy

Me posting finnaly after all those years

poly a tail

Dealers be hoarding all the good stuff for themselves

Ha Kirk the Mac

Our blind dog Tiny often sleeps in the strangest of places.

when you finally understand what Jordan Peterson meant

Y’all out here demolishing my gojiraposting so I guess ima diversity a bit

ya dweeb

Dick pic reference.

This is the best one of my life

questionable

I'll take ten

hurk

To the moon

Dammit Edna.

It’s my time to change

Omg maths

Dinkleburg...

It’s impossible

Brand new sentence

Two guys just made an "earth sandwich" on opposite sides of the Earth - hold the mayo, please

No wonder it’s cold outside, some dumbass left their freezer open

Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato Sandwich!

I don’t know if I should cook this potato, or take it to the hospital?

Interesting Product Names

Guys only want one thing!

music snob

Whoever did this, thank you for making my night! Too funny!

me as a completeionist

Great family and friends! No one snooped the medicine cabinet during our housewarming party.

By The EMPRAH!!!

Warm em up

I design ridiculous product ideas for fun, so I designed a pair of jeans with one giant pocket across the butt for all your essentials.

Thanus

With a door ding..

it do be like that

atta boy

I'm 19 and every now and again my dad gets wasted with his friends and they beg me to drive them to taco bell... My dad is the one with the beer in his shirt pocket

not relatable but understandable

Visiting snow vs living in snow

vidya

Got my kid a shirt to celebrate turning 2.

Everyone needs a day off one in a while

Had an electric day at the children’s museum

Bad boys eating much

Mace "MF" Windu

Bubbles is doing sit-ups

Heckin' chonkers

When an American goes to school and doesn't get shot.

I’ve been drawing these daily grumpy animals for 13 days somebody please save me I don’t know how to stop

I Have Never Pondered This Before

I just came home and see this from my dad

Cheaters never win

sad

TOA

Baby koala on his mother's back

I raise you the door covered with snow drift and give you this...

Workplace Euphemisms

Credits to the Houston Marathon

Mona Lisa