Workplace Euphemisms
Credits to the Houston Marathon
Mona Lisa
Buzz the winter soldier
My faborite munf!
Surveillance mode
Big brain time ladies and gentlemen..
Seriously, football players should have their own category at Oscars.
My ‘terrifying’ Rottweiler, Bruce.
they are just missing the prequel.
Nice chin dude
Me, an intellectual.
G Roovee M ahn
DON’T BE SELFISH
Anyone ever had fried apples?
He really is.
Lurkers unite
Yep... Yep...
what irony. we love you rosa parks!
Alibaba's origin story
Feeling cute. Might knock your shit off the table, later. Idk.
This sign in a pub
Nobody Gets Me
What? How come?
HAH
With the greatest of ease...
Community challenge. Winner gets the n-word pass!
Some jokes require me to use my Brainyrs
This was supposed to be a cute photo op of my wife and son at the train yard.
Walked outside today morning and saw this
Blessings, ***!
Not like the Simulators.
The savagery is palpable
In Newfoundland, we like to play a game called “Are we clearing the road?”
A Salute To Good Burger!
Caught the suspect trying to break the prisoner out of his cell...
And it's going to happen again!
Based Geralt
Peace was never an option
looool
Yeah.. Bullets.
That's a lot of damage.
This is a metal shot
Adult lives matter
Can I interest you in some....car insurance?
Northeast Canada right now....
Funniest shit ever
This is the cutest and funniest thing ever
Its finally happening.
Wah
Uncover the monster that created you
Long beings are needed in society
Save them now
And they say you can’t hear or taste photos...
Who's laughing meow?
In Minnesota, we like to play a game called "am I on the road?"
My proudest moment
Generwick
Found this in my textbook, I was probably the first person to read it.
they had us in first half not gonna lie
Found this online.........I bought it
Guys, Australia does actually need serious help
Have more Respect for Food.
Parents gave me a birthday card......I don’t find it funny.
thinking of society
smh the earth is flat already
Mom knows how to label her stuff.
Radical
Emptying my Closet and couldn’t Find my cat, so I Took a Picture with the Flash on.
One more burrito I want in my life
Opening the door in NFLD canada!
Poland, yes!
For anyone with those insane headlights
Do these things have a name?
This sign I saw yesterday
Bakery is close to the gym
Taking huge steps towards independence.
Just...All Of This...
You aren't just going to let those rings sit there?
Your opinion is moo. Ya know, like a cow, it doesn't matter.
Looking for any reason to crusade basically
She doesn't know her butt well enough
A god amongst birds
Saw this while shopping, had to stop and take a picture.
I am pain. You?
My sister — “Im not getting married until some man proposes to me using the last Illustration”
leaving her butt juice on the table like a thot
I’d sign up
My girlfriend looks mad today.
Don't worry sir, situation is under control.
Four
Found this at Boston Pizza
Don’t know who made this but I can’t think of a worse experience.
When you pull up that reverse card
All of Europe post Brexit
Don’t insult my cookie, it think it looks like a real horse.
Mctrumps famous last words before shot by a lurker
I've re-labeled my wife's fanciest candle.
Someone broke my brother in laws door... just kidding that's snow in Saint John's Newfoundland
It's like an episode of Dora, that never ends