Florida Man had big plans!

chill the f out

I tried being romantic and ended up creating a cult

Just saw this at work

Lollipops to the rescue

***ing weeb

Do I eat it???

Jump for joy

Because this is how everybody holds ice cream...

Got my husband some post-vasectomy snacks- amazing how much genital related food you can find!

here they go again

noone asks "how is the Doomslayer"

Deus Vult

They're all the same picture?

   

Ladies please, hear me out...

Hannah is having a bad day

I wanna know

we take what we can get

This dish towel

I won

Phone call chart

how dare you

Put your swimming cap on now!!

Really like Nathan Pyle's Strange Planet, so tried my own idea in his style. My inking and lettering sucks though.

A doggo who can do it all

shit game, decent meme

Not much has changed in 2 years

Had someone drop by to get photos of ceiling damage from bad weather. Got a message from him soon after he got there saying "Come Play With Us." My cats are weird...

Oh Neptune

Moved into a new apartment and saw this

a weeb can dream

Introducing: Bulbasaur!

Damn

haha that's totally me

So... operating as normal?

Shithead

should I watch death note?

Ricardo Rotten [OC]

Looks like they did make an UNO sequel...

Conan Station

She is so grateful

what is jeopardy?

Yeah

*nom*

I turned one of my grumpy animal drawings into something that I can never wear anywhere ever

bosian war games

When the automatic toilet flushes with you still sitting on it

aim for the bushes

More of a night mode guy myself

Brainyrs

sadly not

Seen in a London pub

Beauty standards.

Hardest choices require the strongest will

delicious

The strongest bond

Meanwhile, in China..

Teenage Mutant Ninja Nostrils

Dear valentine...

Newfie archaeology

the pain taste good

Daddy am I a bad girl?

you son of a *** im in

Call me maybe

Twenty-nine

Mashallah

Thats all that matters

“I also hired someone to drive us”

You guys! I just found the best movie ever made!

roof roof

Yeah, it's his turn

*** go back

Buddha

Things are looking up for our boy.

rise&fall

Just another reason to keep your Cats indoors

Harvey Weinstein arriving to court

Bottomless cup of coffee

All I could think of. I’m horrible.

Nearly spilled my coffee from laughing this morning

You son of a ***, I’m in!

My aunt’s gecko left her a little present after shedding.

I found this from my husband in the bathroom lol...

You Can't See What I Mean, Vern.

WW3 will be fought by blade wielding cucks

“Stay contained,” said no hentai tiddy ever.

It ***ing fits lol

sexellent

They know what's up

Relatable

Well it's his job

book is my favorite

Sticks and stones may break my bones butt...

"Diner is ready"

Presented without comment and translation

YOU’LL MEVER BELIEVE WHAT THIS SAID

Sprinkle Tits - a cup my friend received anonymously in the mail

It glows with his lightsaber color

Soy based galaxie pls