thank you, Gertrude

"believe his lies"

If there's a single line of footprints in the snow I like to walk on the opposite step to make it look like one person was hopping

title

But he was a good boy

Dorime

This tip on my pizza box in India

come again..?

Rachnera's fine though

Saw this interesting poster today

♠ ♣ ♥ ♦

When life gives you demons

Simpson did the asian coronavirus

My future doormat

IRL teenagers are nasty

So you're telling me... my dad *didn't* smash every puss in the universe?

PENIS DESTROYED

ELMO NOOOO

Hurty

Chat

No more excuses

checkmate, coronavirus

I trust you fellas

Best ad fail ever

I guess it’s okay then

Florida Man had big plans!

chill the f out

I tried being romantic and ended up creating a cult

Just saw this at work

Lollipops to the rescue

Do I eat it???

Jump for joy

Because this is how everybody holds ice cream...

Got my husband some post-vasectomy snacks- amazing how much genital related food you can find!

here they go again

noone asks "how is the Doomslayer"

They're all the same picture?

   

Ladies please, hear me out...

Hannah is having a bad day

I wanna know

we take what we can get

This dish towel

I won

Phone call chart

how dare you

Put your swimming cap on now!!

Really like Nathan Pyle's Strange Planet, so tried my own idea in his style. My inking and lettering sucks though.

A doggo who can do it all

shit game, decent meme

Not much has changed in 2 years

Had someone drop by to get photos of ceiling damage from bad weather. Got a message from him soon after he got there saying "Come Play With Us." My cats are weird...

Oh Neptune

Moved into a new apartment and saw this

a weeb can dream

Introducing: Bulbasaur!

Damn

haha that's totally me

So... operating as normal?

Shithead

should I watch death note?

Ricardo Rotten [OC]

Looks like they did make an UNO sequel...

Conan Station

She is so grateful

what is jeopardy?

Yeah

*nom*

I turned one of my grumpy animal drawings into something that I can never wear anywhere ever

bosian war games

When the automatic toilet flushes with you still sitting on it

aim for the bushes

More of a night mode guy myself

Brainyrs

sadly not

Seen in a London pub

Beauty standards.

Hardest choices require the strongest will

delicious

The strongest bond

Meanwhile, in China..

Teenage Mutant Ninja Nostrils

Dear valentine...

Newfie archaeology

the pain taste good

Daddy am I a bad girl?

you son of a *** im in

Call me maybe

Twenty-nine

Mashallah

Thats all that matters

“I also hired someone to drive us”

You guys! I just found the best movie ever made!

roof roof

Yeah, it's his turn

*** go back

Buddha

Things are looking up for our boy.

rise&fall

Just another reason to keep your Cats indoors