Day 5 of state of emergency: 5 o'clock somewhere....tiki snow fort time! Just have to dig the firepit out...
This hits different
It do be like that
Probably because he wants more food even though I JUST fed him.
Now I know how to approach people with this kinda tattoo
when i want to upload a long video but i quickly need it to be <6 MB
Refund policy
Googled baby weight after putting on a few pounds recently. Was not disappointed.
guilty as charged
There is no such thing as too much RGB
Walking order
Knowledge is overrated
Dummkopf.
busty wisdom
No vacancy
gone, like tears in the rain
Chewsy
I dont mind the latter
Lobster Royale
*** and ball torture
More sad than funny really, but a one in a million shot
Cool guys don't look at the explosion.
Eh, its just a scratch
Everyone deserves a chance to be loved
Maybe that island isolated from the rest of the world that killed anyone who might transmit diseases and viruses had the right idea.
If you can't see the virus, the virus can't see you
Wait a second... What the hell did I just see?
We have Brexit over here I guess
Any REM fans out there?
Life's hard, kid.
FREE CVS scarves...
where are u Craigy poo
Watchusaytome?
Beginning of the week vs the end of the week dealing with the public
God of Diodes.
And all of a sudden it was Sunday morning...the drugs had worn off, and Larry wasn't a hottie smuggler in a spaceship flying across the universe with his Wookie anymore.
The logic used by cats while eating
survival of the fittest
Pimp vader
What about the mile high club
Bernie 2020 - Make America Poor Again
I'm sorry for this
I finally found good use for my meal prep containers
Die I must
How to find Kentucky on the map!
fu*king furries
try tasting it
and y'all do nothing but beetch about it smh
/ourvirus/
Those poor people
Glad my room is to the left. For some reason the right side of this hotel floor doesn't sound peaceful.
Can I get an Awww man.
This house has not been unlocked yet.
It was a trap
Cats quotes: I may not be loyal as a dog is but i never gonna tell them where you keep your Drugs . I ain't no snitch!
My cousin’s art project for school. He is in second grade.
my dawg has a plan
Happy Australia Day!!
storks
Gnarly.
Me at the trials.
Wife put their baby's face on a t shirt and scared the hell out of dad during the rinse cycle!
I know someone is awake to appreciate this.
I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.
2020 everyone.
Day 19 of 366 of my promise to draw a grumpy animal every day and this hit me in the feels
Uno Por Favor
Too funny not to share
Letter from my sweatheart
This .
Swimming pool
It finally happened... I'll take anal bum cover for $200, Alex
Most accurate chart I’ve ever seen...
It was a different time, the 90's...
Watchong Nature Documentaries
There is a fine line between Commissioner Gordon and Walter White
Baby snowda
Why to make sure no one in IT learns who is on the lay-off list in advance.
31 weeks and feeling great!
Panic at the PRoC
☆Me: ☆errectile☆dysfunction☆-Like a Boss♡
I don't have a problem
Coronavirus time
Missed
Woke up to this in the kitchen
Gimme a break man
Anakin will be even shorter by the end of this battle.
One of the fastest ways to meet god!
Sometimes my ongoing friend group chat pays off.
ducky own this land
Truly a woman of class
I'm waiting for the display port models
Friend Ordered Chicken on Her Pizza in Israel, Got This.
Jesus died for your rims.
Nelmand
Penguins are cute
Meowhammad Ali
Best software engineers in the world ladies and gentlemen
Traffic Sux
And thats a fact!