My husband works at a restaurant & received this special request for a to-go order, this is what they wrote on the lid of the food.
Slappin all over my pants for these
pls no ban
No, the belly isn’t photoshopped.
The people at my workplace are getting salty about their water fountain rules.
The haircut was 0.50$ less last time
2$ well spent
posting original content
What public health policy is this?
Maths like English
I thought the chair was broken...
a modern problem requires a modern solution
Headphones Make For A Happy Marriage
There is no diference between Jojo and high fashion
Just do what they say
My dad before and after he noticed he got caught by a black box for speeding.
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are you chinese?
War has changed
Best or worst tattoo ever???
you deserve it king
If there's a god up there, he weeps
(HL doesn't support the bird emoji so my title is ruined)
A kid at my school just brought back everyone’s favorite club
me in ww3
I have goosebumps
I feel personally offended
Danish cartoonists got no chill
Son bring me the belt
Bad news for non-smokers...
Someone got a little creative
Fist bump to start the day
We all have goals
Capchas getting harder
My cat Leo doesn't like hot days
"You didn't secure the trailer properly????have you lost your marbles?!" "Why, yes. Yes I have"
Oh...I can’t decide if that’s a deal or a violation
I think my local Kroger's is selling ground doggos...
Sad but true!
Eddie Marsan looks like someone tried to draw Bradley Cooper from memory and failed.
Google street view never disappoints.
My grandma looks like Mitch McConnell in drag...
My friend's daughter for her 100th day of school, went as a "100 year old lady".
My dog broke today.
It travels faster than you think
This guy out here asking the real questions
I got my whole day planned out in advance
Anon is an alpha 8th grader
My girlfriend is sick and just woke up from a nap when she texted me
Comparison between me and Martin Luther King, Jr.
Can't tell if I need to get the manager or put on some My Chemical Romance..
This sign doesn’t actually help the blind
Grandma has been grandma since birth
I thought that my cat had disappeared from our sunroom. Then I opened a can of food and this happened...
Thought It was ALF in the background with sunglasses until I zoomed in
And many of them they made
Well...huh... does this happen to you?
Rovalug, Financial Advisor
Road safety laws prepare to be ignored
The universe is conspiring against us
The Fast and The Furious
Every night, my middle school son draws a new comic on his bedroom door white board. They're pretty funny, so I started taking pics and posting them to an Instagram account . Here's today's post.
*Tibetan chanting continues
lol wow.. wait...
And stay dead.
On this episode of "You can tell where you belong by which one offends you the most"
Bros Before Hoes [OC]
When the crack kicks in
In need of a cleanse...
They found the knives
Cat has a lazy eye, makes him look like he's constantly judging you.
Hacker Pepe will protect you. Quickly, hit like to get free 30 day trial
Lonelyman and his pineapple.
didn't actually watch clone wars
What would be the zero to sixty?
gamers rise up
now THIS is the kind of people you need in LIFE
This cat behaves like a hamster
Jojo piano starts playing ♫
Welcome to Calculus 101
Feed me WORM PUKE!
Evil thomas is coming for you