My girlfriend is sick and just woke up from a nap when she texted me

Comparison between me and Martin Luther King, Jr.

Can't tell if I need to get the manager or put on some My Chemical Romance..

This sign doesn’t actually help the blind

Grandma has been grandma since birth

I thought that my cat had disappeared from our sunroom. Then I opened a can of food and this happened...

Thought It was ALF in the background with sunglasses until I zoomed in

And many of them they made

Well...huh... does this happen to you?

Posting

Rovalug, Financial Advisor

Road safety laws prepare to be ignored

The universe is conspiring against us

The Fast and The Furious

Every night, my middle school son draws a new comic on his bedroom door white board. They're pretty funny, so I started taking pics and posting them to an Instagram account . Here's today's post.

*Tibetan chanting continues

lol wow.. wait...

And stay dead.

On this episode of "You can tell where you belong by which one offends you the most"

Bros Before Hoes [OC]

Collector's Edition

When the crack kicks in

In need of a cleanse...

They found the knives

:-O

Cat has a lazy eye, makes him look like he's constantly judging you.

Hacker Pepe will protect you. Quickly, hit like to get free 30 day trial

Lonelyman and his pineapple.

WHRRRRRR

didn't actually watch clone wars

What would be the zero to sixty?

gamers rise up

now THIS is the kind of people you need in LIFE

...

This cat behaves like a hamster

Jojo piano starts playing ♫

chonky..

Welcome to Calculus 101

haha totally

Feed me WORM PUKE!

Evil thomas is coming for you

I love this community (Full homo)

Better than source material

Hook, line, and sinker

Ight so what's her name

Yes I am

He’s got you there... I think?

Well, it was nice knowing y'all

Thicc boi

Harry Potter and Ginny's Chamber of Secrets

relatable

They finally figured it out.

Crazy times my dudes

hmmm

teabagging for extra points

This can't be good

Feel the Bern

wrrraaaaaaaah

Not sure if actually funny...

looks medium to me

Someone sent this to me...

Now that's what I call fast food

Felt cute might stab you later

worst island

It's happening!!!

The message my class was greeted with this morning.

Germany... again

the leader

Ah so that's where I left it

Hatschi

The left door perfectly describes the right door's condition

So hard

end racism

Am I the only one that would be super excited about this?

get this bread

Even my science teacher can't explain this

These stock photos are getting out of hand...

My Google assistant activated right when my 10 month old son bit me.

This vegan thing is easy man

So much better than the original album cover

A humble request.

Spice your dreams up people

Good Goose.

Emperor Pubertine

He speaks the truth...

Wolves are majestic, graceful creatures

Mariokart

And then you see Alf wearing sunglasses on TV

Walked out of CVS to this.. I just want to know how this even happens

Toss a coint to your Gondola

Banana for scale...

My friend’s cousins cat ate a wasp

Finally a worthy opponent

C H O M P

I made a pillow for all of those times you need a big glass of water but don’t want to get out of bed.

already deleted :(

Darth Hogan...

Bad parking card.

God damn hippies.

Nature always find its course