Toss a coint to your Gondola
Banana for scale...
My friend’s cousins cat ate a wasp
Finally a worthy opponent
C H O M P
I made a pillow for all of those times you need a big glass of water but don’t want to get out of bed.
already deleted :(
Darth Hogan...
Bad parking card.
God damn hippies.
Nature always find its course
Lent my friend my Nintendo switch for his deployment to iran. And the Iranians blew it up with their missile strikes
For whom the bell tolls
Say no.
Stonks
Come on Netflix, everyone knows it’s...
day 21 of 366 of my daily grumpy animals. this one spoke to me
We beat AIDS, we can beat this
choose your personal brand on Instagram
On my way to work and stumbled upon this. As a former Christian, I found this funny.
Ya know what... I think I'll just stick with Aunt Jemima
Is this metagaming?
We celebrated Xmas late. This was my gift from my brother. He really does get me.
Give me power
Take Bell
they got it covered
title
A Sign from God
Bonus in the comments
Asian tourists in Croatia.
Wait a damn minute
Every week I submit to the New Yorker Caption Contest. I've got a good feeling about this one.
Our?
Little bit of drama in the nurse's locker room.
Why yes sir, madam, this way to the chalet.
This is ridiculous
I'm an English Breakfast person myself
Really bro???
Living in an apartment
Anonymous coworker turns our office hallway into high-end art gallery
reunion
好啦，老头
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German science is the best in the world
certified bruh moment
The Demigod Covfefe
The Hurty Fairy
saved
Land of the Free Gluten
Crime Drama
More like me when I see most everyone.
Uh-oh
Cure found
Fear me
What you think you look like and what you actually look like
Brick.
I also have a 50 dollar coupon
Land of fire
I have completely lost my faith in humanity
Found this in my dads old equipment truck.
The prophecy... It's true
My kids came in and told me there was water coming from the laundry room. They said it looked like it started at the washer. I rushed in to find this. Buncha comedians in my house...
i didnt knew this song did that...
With the power of the sauna anything is possible
Wait till you turn it upside down.
RIP Black Mamba
What's worse than stepping on a LEGO? Getting shot by one
John Wick Chapter 2
New Live Action
omfg
I was just reading about Placebos and i found this!
There's something in those stalks
Automochicken
Human humor never change
Hmmmm
Be careful folks, found a croc lurking under a bridge on the boardwalk at Disney World.
You're a dirty little pot aren't you
LaDY GetS BrUtaLlY OwNeD
My son sent me this "date isnt talking much, it's getting awkward"
Developer vs Tester.
OH YEAH
My divided cereal idea was only my 2nd best culinary creation... introducing the Startle!
I made a promise to draw a grumpy animal every single day for a year and it scares me how easy it was for this to become the highlight of my day. Day 20. only 346 days to go
Make Better Choices
What the hell happened there?
Still checking though
Mom bought a frying pan on Amazon. I wasn't disappointed.
Been in this grocery store several times and just noticed the sign today.
My town thought it would be a good idea to put those rental bikes in. Until this happened
This is every day
My daughter used markers to put “makeup” on her dolls. I tried to wash them. Cinderella had an especially rough night.
Poor guy just wants to sing.
Was trying to take a cute, sexy pic for my boyfriend when suddenly I lost my balance.
John Woke
He sandwich.
"The universe must have wanted us to run into each other today!"
Advanced dad jokes.
Separated at birth.
If only I was a famous actor