Why yes sir, madam, this way to the chalet.

This is ridiculous

I'm an English Breakfast person myself

Really bro???

Living in an apartment

Anonymous coworker turns our office hallway into high-end art gallery

reunion

好啦，老头

metric

me_irl.jpg

German science is the best in the world

certified bruh moment

The Demigod Covfefe

The Hurty Fairy

saved

Land of the Free Gluten

Crime Drama

More like me when I see most everyone.

Uh-oh

Cure found

Fear me

What you think you look like and what you actually look like

Brick.

I also have a 50 dollar coupon

Land of fire

I have completely lost my faith in humanity

Found this in my dads old equipment truck.

The prophecy... It's true

My kids came in and told me there was water coming from the laundry room. They said it looked like it started at the washer. I rushed in to find this. Buncha comedians in my house...

i didnt knew this song did that...

With the power of the sauna anything is possible

Wait till you turn it upside down.

RIP Black Mamba

What's worse than stepping on a LEGO? Getting shot by one

John Wick Chapter 2

New Live Action

omfg

I was just reading about Placebos and i found this!

There's something in those stalks

Automochicken

Human humor never change

Hmmmm

Be careful folks, found a croc lurking under a bridge on the boardwalk at Disney World.

You're a dirty little pot aren't you

LaDY GetS BrUtaLlY OwNeD

My son sent me this "date isnt talking much, it's getting awkward"

Developer vs Tester.

OH YEAH

My divided cereal idea was only my 2nd best culinary creation... introducing the Startle!

I made a promise to draw a grumpy animal every single day for a year and it scares me how easy it was for this to become the highlight of my day. Day 20. only 346 days to go

Make Better Choices

What the hell happened there?

Still checking though

Mom bought a frying pan on Amazon. I wasn't disappointed.

Been in this grocery store several times and just noticed the sign today.

My town thought it would be a good idea to put those rental bikes in. Until this happened

This is every day

My daughter used markers to put “makeup” on her dolls. I tried to wash them. Cinderella had an especially rough night.

Poor guy just wants to sing.

Was trying to take a cute, sexy pic for my boyfriend when suddenly I lost my balance.

John Woke

He sandwich.

"The universe must have wanted us to run into each other today!"

Advanced dad jokes.

Separated at birth.

If only I was a famous actor

Coronavirus

Haha yes

I hate when this happens. It disappoints me immeasurably and ruins my day

Just following the doctors orders

Me at Jab inderview - Haha yes

Why yes, Amazon, I would be very interested in knowing when he writes something new

Day 5 of state of emergency: 5 o'clock somewhere....tiki snow fort time! Just have to dig the firepit out...

This hits different

It do be like that

Probably because he wants more food even though I JUST fed him.

Now I know how to approach people with this kinda tattoo

when i want to upload a long video but i quickly need it to be <6 MB

Refund policy

Googled baby weight after putting on a few pounds recently. Was not disappointed.

guilty as charged

There is no such thing as too much RGB

Walking order

Knowledge is overrated

Dummkopf.

busty wisdom

No vacancy

gone, like tears in the rain

Chewsy

I dont mind the latter

Lobster Royale

*** and ball torture

More sad than funny really, but a one in a million shot

Cool guys don't look at the explosion.

Eh, its just a scratch

Everyone deserves a chance to be loved

Maybe that island isolated from the rest of the world that killed anyone who might transmit diseases and viruses had the right idea.

If you can't see the virus, the virus can't see you

Wait a second... What the hell did I just see?

We have Brexit over here I guess