Even my science teacher can't explain this

These stock photos are getting out of hand...

My Google assistant activated right when my 10 month old son bit me.

This vegan thing is easy man

So much better than the original album cover

A humble request.

Spice your dreams up people

Good Goose.

Emperor Pubertine

He speaks the truth...

Wolves are majestic, graceful creatures

Mariokart

And then you see Alf wearing sunglasses on TV

Walked out of CVS to this.. I just want to know how this even happens

Toss a coint to your Gondola

Banana for scale...

My friend’s cousins cat ate a wasp

Finally a worthy opponent

C H O M P

I made a pillow for all of those times you need a big glass of water but don’t want to get out of bed.

already deleted :(

Darth Hogan...

Bad parking card.

God damn hippies.

Nature always find its course

Lent my friend my Nintendo switch for his deployment to iran. And the Iranians blew it up with their missile strikes

For whom the bell tolls

Say no.

Stonks

Come on Netflix, everyone knows it’s...

day 21 of 366 of my daily grumpy animals. this one spoke to me

We beat AIDS, we can beat this

choose your personal brand on Instagram

On my way to work and stumbled upon this. As a former Christian, I found this funny.

Ya know what... I think I'll just stick with Aunt Jemima

Is this metagaming?

We celebrated Xmas late. This was my gift from my brother. He really does get me.

Give me power

Take Bell

they got it covered

title

A Sign from God

Bonus in the comments

Asian tourists in Croatia.

Wait a damn minute

Every week I submit to the New Yorker Caption Contest. I've got a good feeling about this one.

Our?

Little bit of drama in the nurse's locker room.

Why yes sir, madam, this way to the chalet.

This is ridiculous

I'm an English Breakfast person myself

Really bro???

Living in an apartment

Anonymous coworker turns our office hallway into high-end art gallery

reunion

好啦，老头

metric

me_irl.jpg

German science is the best in the world

certified bruh moment

The Demigod Covfefe

The Hurty Fairy

saved

Land of the Free Gluten

Crime Drama

More like me when I see most everyone.

Uh-oh

Cure found

Fear me

What you think you look like and what you actually look like

Brick.

I also have a 50 dollar coupon

Land of fire

I have completely lost my faith in humanity

Found this in my dads old equipment truck.

The prophecy... It's true

My kids came in and told me there was water coming from the laundry room. They said it looked like it started at the washer. I rushed in to find this. Buncha comedians in my house...

i didnt knew this song did that...

With the power of the sauna anything is possible

Wait till you turn it upside down.

RIP Black Mamba

What's worse than stepping on a LEGO? Getting shot by one

John Wick Chapter 2

New Live Action

omfg

I was just reading about Placebos and i found this!

There's something in those stalks

Automochicken

Human humor never change

Hmmmm

Be careful folks, found a croc lurking under a bridge on the boardwalk at Disney World.

You're a dirty little pot aren't you

LaDY GetS BrUtaLlY OwNeD

My son sent me this "date isnt talking much, it's getting awkward"

Developer vs Tester.

OH YEAH

My divided cereal idea was only my 2nd best culinary creation... introducing the Startle!

I made a promise to draw a grumpy animal every single day for a year and it scares me how easy it was for this to become the highlight of my day. Day 20. only 346 days to go

Make Better Choices

What the hell happened there?