It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
I got my whole day planned out in advance
Anon is an alpha 8th grader
My girlfriend is sick and just woke up from a nap when she texted me
Comparison between me and Martin Luther King, Jr.
Can't tell if I need to get the manager or put on some My Chemical Romance..
This sign doesn’t actually help the blind
Grandma has been grandma since birth
I thought that my cat had disappeared from our sunroom. Then I opened a can of food and this happened...
Thought It was ALF in the background with sunglasses until I zoomed in
And many of them they made
Well...huh... does this happen to you?
Rovalug, Financial Advisor
Road safety laws prepare to be ignored
The universe is conspiring against us
The Fast and The Furious
Every night, my middle school son draws a new comic on his bedroom door white board. They're pretty funny, so I started taking pics and posting them to an Instagram account . Here's today's post.
*Tibetan chanting continues
lol wow.. wait...
And stay dead.
On this episode of "You can tell where you belong by which one offends you the most"
Bros Before Hoes [OC]
When the crack kicks in
In need of a cleanse...
They found the knives
Cat has a lazy eye, makes him look like he's constantly judging you.
Hacker Pepe will protect you. Quickly, hit like to get free 30 day trial
Lonelyman and his pineapple.
didn't actually watch clone wars
What would be the zero to sixty?
gamers rise up
now THIS is the kind of people you need in LIFE
This cat behaves like a hamster
Jojo piano starts playing ♫
Welcome to Calculus 101
Feed me WORM PUKE!
Evil thomas is coming for you
I love this community (Full homo)
Better than source material
Hook, line, and sinker
Ight so what's her name
Yes I am
He’s got you there... I think?
Well, it was nice knowing y'all
Harry Potter and Ginny's Chamber of Secrets
They finally figured it out.
Crazy times my dudes
teabagging for extra points
This can't be good
Feel the Bern
Not sure if actually funny...
looks medium to me
Someone sent this to me...
Now that's what I call fast food
Felt cute might stab you later
The message my class was greeted with this morning.
Ah so that's where I left it
The left door perfectly describes the right door's condition
Am I the only one that would be super excited about this?
get this bread
Even my science teacher can't explain this
These stock photos are getting out of hand...
My Google assistant activated right when my 10 month old son bit me.
This vegan thing is easy man
So much better than the original album cover
A humble request.
Spice your dreams up people
He speaks the truth...
Wolves are majestic, graceful creatures
And then you see Alf wearing sunglasses on TV
Walked out of CVS to this.. I just want to know how this even happens
Toss a coint to your Gondola
Banana for scale...
My friend’s cousins cat ate a wasp
Finally a worthy opponent
C H O M P
I made a pillow for all of those times you need a big glass of water but don’t want to get out of bed.
already deleted :(
Bad parking card.