My fifth grade self can calm the *** down I’m dead

im love your bobs

A Place to Think

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT A GUY WITH BIG FEET

Plot was much thiccer back in the day

Looks comfy.

Well, you gotta give it to him. He's got a big truck.

Owning a hairless cat occasionally results in nightmare material

Car not found...

title

Pocket is a life saver

F'ing Mike

Directed by Michael Bay

The World's Oldest Cat

haram

Bro I'm so high

Geography at its finest

:-)

Signs, Signs, Everywhere there's signs.

“Y’all mind if I scream?”

How could we be so blind.

Thinking outside the box, xtreme edition

“1890, a western tourist pays to wear a samurais armor”. Behold the first weeb!

Both is good

Checkmate, parking guy.

It isn’t wrong.

Ight imma head out.

nothing is happening

The soup is made in a base of shitty, light beer

Rip Kitty's Purple Cow

oh god, the horror

rip

berryfying

Down boy!

Stay hydrated

smooth

A dog that can hug you back

Part-skipping might not be so bad after all

Gotta get them all confused from an early age

My dad before and after he noticed he was caught by a black box

that is one large bolder

I know that one

A L E R T

Apparently I need to knock when entering my own bedroom

The 4 food groups

“But mom it’s educational”

Always listening

boss: because you're watching ebony and not interracial on mlk jr day

computer repair guys are an underappreciated part of society

No chicks

My husband works at a restaurant & received this special request for a to-go order, this is what they wrote on the lid of the food.

ahhh

Spook

Slappin all over my pants for these

pls no ban

No, the belly isn’t photoshopped.

The people at my workplace are getting salty about their water fountain rules.

ooooh

Dusty.

The haircut was 0.50$ less last time

You're Stupid

2$ well spent

posting original content

What public health policy is this?

Maths like English

I thought the chair was broken...

a modern problem requires a modern solution

Headphones Make For A Happy Marriage

There is no diference between Jojo and high fashion

Just do what they say

My dad before and after he noticed he got caught by a black box for speeding.

*** *** *** *** ***

are you chinese?

War has changed

Best or worst tattoo ever???

Noice!

you deserve it king

If there's a god up there, he weeps

(HL doesn't support the bird emoji so my title is ruined)

A kid at my school just brought back everyone’s favorite club

beta trickery

me in ww3

I have goosebumps

I feel personally offended

Danish cartoonists got no chill

Son bring me the belt

Bad news for non-smokers...

Someone got a little creative

Fist bump to start the day

Yeet me

I'll pass...

We all have goals

Capchas getting harder

My cat Leo doesn't like hot days

"You didn't secure the trailer properly????have you lost your marbles?!" "Why, yes. Yes I have"

Oh...I can’t decide if that’s a deal or a violation

I think my local Kroger's is selling ground doggos...

Sad but true!

Eddie Marsan looks like someone tried to draw Bradley Cooper from memory and failed.

Google street view never disappoints.