A L E R T

Apparently I need to knock when entering my own bedroom

The 4 food groups

“But mom it’s educational”

Always listening

boss: because you're watching ebony and not interracial on mlk jr day

computer repair guys are an underappreciated part of society

No chicks

My husband works at a restaurant & received this special request for a to-go order, this is what they wrote on the lid of the food.

ahhh

Spook

Slappin all over my pants for these

pls no ban

No, the belly isn’t photoshopped.

The people at my workplace are getting salty about their water fountain rules.

ooooh

Dusty.

The haircut was 0.50$ less last time

You're Stupid

2$ well spent

posting original content

What public health policy is this?

Maths like English

I thought the chair was broken...

a modern problem requires a modern solution

Headphones Make For A Happy Marriage

There is no diference between Jojo and high fashion

Just do what they say

My dad before and after he noticed he got caught by a black box for speeding.

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are you chinese?

War has changed

Best or worst tattoo ever???

Noice!

you deserve it king

If there's a god up there, he weeps

(HL doesn't support the bird emoji so my title is ruined)

A kid at my school just brought back everyone’s favorite club

beta trickery

me in ww3

I have goosebumps

I feel personally offended

Danish cartoonists got no chill

Son bring me the belt

Bad news for non-smokers...

Someone got a little creative

Fist bump to start the day

Yeet me

I'll pass...

We all have goals

Capchas getting harder

My cat Leo doesn't like hot days

"You didn't secure the trailer properly????have you lost your marbles?!" "Why, yes. Yes I have"

Oh...I can’t decide if that’s a deal or a violation

I think my local Kroger's is selling ground doggos...

Sad but true!

Eddie Marsan looks like someone tried to draw Bradley Cooper from memory and failed.

Google street view never disappoints.

My grandma looks like Mitch McConnell in drag...

My friend's daughter for her 100th day of school, went as a "100 year old lady".

My dog broke today.

It travels faster than you think

“Vegan options”

This guy out here asking the real questions

fair enough

I got my whole day planned out in advance

Anon is an alpha 8th grader

My girlfriend is sick and just woke up from a nap when she texted me

Comparison between me and Martin Luther King, Jr.

Can't tell if I need to get the manager or put on some My Chemical Romance..

This sign doesn’t actually help the blind

Grandma has been grandma since birth

I thought that my cat had disappeared from our sunroom. Then I opened a can of food and this happened...

Thought It was ALF in the background with sunglasses until I zoomed in

And many of them they made

Well...huh... does this happen to you?

Posting

Rovalug, Financial Advisor

Road safety laws prepare to be ignored

The universe is conspiring against us

The Fast and The Furious

Every night, my middle school son draws a new comic on his bedroom door white board. They're pretty funny, so I started taking pics and posting them to an Instagram account . Here's today's post.

*Tibetan chanting continues

lol wow.. wait...

And stay dead.

On this episode of "You can tell where you belong by which one offends you the most"

Bros Before Hoes [OC]

Collector's Edition

When the crack kicks in

In need of a cleanse...

They found the knives

:-O

Cat has a lazy eye, makes him look like he's constantly judging you.

Hacker Pepe will protect you. Quickly, hit like to get free 30 day trial

Lonelyman and his pineapple.

WHRRRRRR

What would be the zero to sixty?

gamers rise up

now THIS is the kind of people you need in LIFE

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