Write something about yourself. Try to be short and funny!
69,698 Poster of the Year
I've reached day 28 of my promise to draw a grumpy animal every day for a year.
No mom's were complaining last year.
A nightmare for Santa.
Nothing put him to sleep better than his hot wheels track
Shamefully stolen from the Chive
Who is this man then
piramid man is a proud employee
Only YOU can prevent dungeon fires
We love you back❤️❤️
When slogans work.
The fallen empire
No School like Old School
°C is the one, change my mind
I think I went too far with my dogs training.
hidden inside every cat
50 is the new 20.
Same, but like, not the same. Vogue magazine vs my shitty life.
Why does science have to destroy everything?
Garen, God of spins
Puzzle companies reuse the same stencils to cut out their puzzles!
They should team up tbh
Every time I buy something online
or get a loicense m8. simple as
I mean... It's cultural appropriation
First to read, then to dance
get the gun
Anyone else notice Andy Reid and Pat Mahomes look like Bunsen and Beaker.
So true y'all
You can't always help everyone.
Father, where are we going?
Travel the World
Master turtle’s wise words
Email I got from my Biochem professor back in college. Best compliment I’ve ever received.
Found this gold on youtube.
Be an example to your children
I knew Bad Bunny looked familiar...
The founding fathers knew what was up
"Draw me like one of your French girls"
Plenty of Room!
4th Quarter summed up in one picture
Still the best funeral home slogan ever...
Lots of controversy in my household over this
Who did it best?
American football coaches vs European football coaches
Will you rock us?
Worth the wait?!
Halftime show recap:
Shots fired. . .
The golden girls
laughs in shecklze
Causing a traffic jam
Ah yes, society
Another year, another abysmal performance by the rest of the world.
For every one you arrest, two take their place
it cannot be
And looking fly in those scrubs
When the subtitle guy don't give two f***s
Ulster has suffered enough
If my Dad owned a vacuum store this would be his sign
J Lo’s Backup Dancers at the Super Bowl
And welcome your Super Bowl halftime show!
As somewho who has no idea who the male singers were from the halftime show this is all I could think of.
Who people are rooting for in the SB
Shakira at the halftime show
Please sweet baby jesus...
That about sums up the Half Time show
Now it make sense...
Shakira Super Bowl LIV Half Time Performace
My grandfather has put out this sign every winter for 5 years
Who gets married during the Super Bowl??
In honor of Groundhog Day I present you the groundhog at my mothers office that didn’t care about his shadow. He cared about the bird feeder and was pissed that it was empty.
I found the perfect lawn ornament.
I heard you guys like babies having their mind's blown by science
Just a casual Indian Cab
"Because adulting is hard"
hey, you, you're finally awake
I do not conform to your silly rules