YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

In honor of Groundhog Day I present you the groundhog at my mothers office that didn’t care about his shadow. He cared about the bird feeder and was pissed that it was empty.

I found the perfect lawn ornament.

I heard you guys like babies having their mind's blown by science

Just a casual Indian Cab

"Because adulting is hard"

I do not conform to your silly rules

Option 3 please

And people say marijuana is dangerous

slobodan did nothing wrong

Way too many naughty kids this year

Say hello to Corki!

Just daydreaming

Now I can't unsee it

My wife and I met a mini horse in Iceland that found me hilarious

No one: japan

Something doesn't seem right..

"Words words words"

Don’t do the crime if ya can’t do the time.

turning off the basement light

Saw a tow truck today

Nooo kitty!

Purpose

This will never not be funny.

One for the weebs

Ah, never try =never fail, the life of a winner

hiding from the grammar nazis

pp touch

oh no

down under

What a weird thing to happen

I asked my wife to pick up some frozen fruit at the grocery store

In the ice machine

yoo

What a year, huh?

haha yea, it do be like that

Chemicals in the Water

It do be like that

Kabooooooom

luigi, help

Always give a reach around

Masochists. Am I right?

The background music of your life.

She melted after seeing her crush

Access granted

It's a competitive market out there.

Review of headphones

Omg it’s so pretty I could eat you.

Verily, m’lord doeth not succeed.

A honey bee colony taking up residence in your walls is how you get ants.

No one out pizza’s the hut

yes

My 15yo daughter bought this frog thingy at a thrift store and then painted him majestically.

He said my bad though

Vans got really pissed

You are Doggo approved

check mate February

Someone’s out there photoshopping teeth onto babies and it’s my new reason to live

can we have a moment of silence for the fallen

What my 11 year old niece did to her calculator for her next math competition....

Get nae naed

Sometimes Im funny

Just waiting on my Baglebites like...

string

My koozie is the best koozie.

what are they supposed to eat now? normal food?

Future

Angry peppers

Let’s not be ridiculous

Careful. Phrasing.

literally me :crying_laughing:

What a load of ...

Round dog

This guy's nose looks like a woman twerking.

Can you erase my ex from the photo?

Sound!

How you know you're in a good neighborhood

India is not a place

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear

Realizing that squirrels usually land like Iron Man.

My curse

Get This Party Started

Who booking this on February 14th?

Highest level of friendzone achieved!

Gotta make use of it!

the future is bright

it do be

There will never be as good of sitcoms as there were in the 90's.

Went to my rental and found the tenant had put this on the front door.

Sue Towe Science

11 more to go....

non nobis domine

The happiest little heater ever

Our Vegas plumber

It's time to nuke again

This valentines sign!

Why do drugs when you could just collect stamps?

Dont fall guys

did you just identify my species

I’m in IT and one of my goals for this new year is to be more helpful.