Objects in mirror are closer than they appear

Realizing that squirrels usually land like Iron Man.

My curse

Get This Party Started

Who booking this on February 14th?

Highest level of friendzone achieved!

Gotta make use of it!

the future is bright

it do be

There will never be as good of sitcoms as there were in the 90's.

Went to my rental and found the tenant had put this on the front door.

Sue Towe Science

11 more to go....

non nobis domine

The happiest little heater ever

Our Vegas plumber

It's time to nuke again

This valentines sign!

Why do drugs when you could just collect stamps?

Dont fall guys

did you just identify my species

I’m in IT and one of my goals for this new year is to be more helpful.

Well said !

when you suck so hard at baseball your dad goes back to afghanistan

ocular trespassing

I’mma be honest with you, that looks like a Ford.

oh god oh no

Delicious

Zap me

everybody liked that

That's so nice

East side homeboy

Pikachu really tryna catch em all

FACT

Civil disobedience in Canada

BIIG IIIROON ♫ BIIG IIIROON ♫

The true meaning of friendship

wholesome

2020 goals - I'm smashing it! Finished my diet already :)

Sorry brittish brothers in meming

My boyfriend told to stop at the auto parts and pick this up for him. Found it!

Tips for all the sleep deprived dads out there

Welcome to the grammy awards

Kohl’s needs to chill out

"WTF?!"

Unfortunately..

Would you like to buy a boneless chicken?

just some happy endings

There it is! The “i” in Team!

My friends kid, everybody.

On the catwalk, yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk

This man's Amazon review is glorious!

Hottest Rap Album of 2020

Stellan Skarsgård and Jared Harris look like they've been happily married for 30 years.

now you know why they didn't nuke'm

Lie On Your Resumé

what am i doing wrong?

Your Girl after manipulating you into doing what she wants

Come on, Todd

Yes officer?

My friends derpy guide dog

day 25 of drawing a grumpy animal every single day

Grover did an oopsie

Please. Together we can make them stop

This show is grate

The IQ is... OVER 9,000

be breve

Haha unless

stolen and translated by me

HAM-let

First time

It's looking like a black Christmas.

Arranged marriages in 2020

but at what cost

party animal

Don't forget to update your Euro notes tonight

i crave it

and that's why we don't like dubs

ᏁᏋᏋᎴ ᏖᎧᎷᏰᎧᎩ

I do as the platypus commands

LOVECRAFT NO

what a level of detail

hiss

... as seen in North Georgia

Shef

*Gagging noises*

My Face Is Up Here

Present and future of BMW

I’m not sure where this belongs but it’s funny

I miss sparky.

oh no, thats why he's in peach

I fit into most stereotypes

Damn, The Simpsons also predicted this

Why don’t they just sedate us heavily and stack us on the floor?

Common Venn-acular

The secret they didn’t want you to know

I made a online "shop" with fake products like this Laptop Self Charging Cable

Pizza Time

I am Schrute.

yeet