It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
2020 goals - I'm smashing it! Finished my diet already :)
Sorry brittish brothers in meming
My boyfriend told to stop at the auto parts and pick this up for him. Found it!
Tips for all the sleep deprived dads out there
Welcome to the grammy awards
Kohl’s needs to chill out
Would you like to buy a boneless chicken?
just some happy endings
There it is! The “i” in Team!
My friends kid, everybody.
On the catwalk, yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk
This man's Amazon review is glorious!
Hottest Rap Album of 2020
Stellan Skarsgård and Jared Harris look like they've been happily married for 30 years.
now you know why they didn't nuke'm
Lie On Your Resumé
what am i doing wrong?
Your Girl after manipulating you into doing what she wants
Come on, Todd
My friends derpy guide dog
day 25 of drawing a grumpy animal every single day
Grover did an oopsie
Please. Together we can make them stop
This show is grate
The IQ is... OVER 9,000
stolen and translated by me
It's looking like a black Christmas.
Arranged marriages in 2020
but at what cost
Don't forget to update your Euro notes tonight
i crave it
and that's why we don't like dubs
I do as the platypus commands
what a level of detail
... as seen in North Georgia
My Face Is Up Here
Present and future of BMW
I’m not sure where this belongs but it’s funny
I miss sparky.
oh no, thats why he's in peach
I fit into most stereotypes
Damn, The Simpsons also predicted this
Why don’t they just sedate us heavily and stack us on the floor?
The secret they didn’t want you to know
I made a online "shop" with fake products like this Laptop Self Charging Cable
I am Schrute.
For your amusement I present - boner necklace.
It's free real estate
resist thy temptation
Introverts pay attention now
Anime faces IRL
In british english its J. Ollygood
that's it. I am out.
Tastes like mayonnaise
WE GAZE INTO THE CRAB'S EYES, AS HIS TINY LITTLE LIFE IS SNUFFED OUT FOREVER
my my myyyy...corona...virus
like alcohol to humans, garlic is toxic to cats
Let Eminem breath
Australia Port Lincoln "at least the fires are out"
dance like a retard
REPAIR & RESTORE
There's going to be sixty-nine sixty-nines, isn't there?
Do we all agree?
Wife said I look like Hopper. I can’t unsee it.
Are you guys doubting my knowledge on Rick and Morty?
If you were wondering
calling the FBI meme.jpeg
Ah, the negotiator
im not even sure tbh
But the $0.50 premium really makes it worth it!
When there is a will, there is a way!
Thank you indeed.
Face mask guide
My grandpa’s friend sent him this picture and my grandpa decided to print AND frame it, thinking that it was his friends dog
There has got to be an awesome story behind this sign.
I don't know where, when, and why this is on my phone, but it's still funny
Vietnamese cafe password