Lie On Your Resumé

what am i doing wrong?

Your Girl after manipulating you into doing what she wants

Come on, Todd

Yes officer?

My friends derpy guide dog

day 25 of drawing a grumpy animal every single day

Grover did an oopsie

Please. Together we can make them stop

This show is grate

The IQ is... OVER 9,000

be breve

Haha unless

stolen and translated by me

HAM-let

First time

It's looking like a black Christmas.

Arranged marriages in 2020

but at what cost

party animal

Don't forget to update your Euro notes tonight

i crave it

and that's why we don't like dubs

ᏁᏋᏋᎴ ᏖᎧᎷᏰᎧᎩ

I do as the platypus commands

LOVECRAFT NO

what a level of detail

hiss

... as seen in North Georgia

Shef

*Gagging noises*

My Face Is Up Here

Present and future of BMW

I’m not sure where this belongs but it’s funny

I miss sparky.

oh no, thats why he's in peach

I fit into most stereotypes

Damn, The Simpsons also predicted this

Why don’t they just sedate us heavily and stack us on the floor?

Common Venn-acular

The secret they didn’t want you to know

I made a online "shop" with fake products like this Laptop Self Charging Cable

Pizza Time

I am Schrute.

yeet

For your amusement I present - boner necklace.

It's free real estate

resist thy temptation

Introverts pay attention now

Anime faces IRL

<3 

In british english its J. Ollygood

Don't Move

that's it. I am out.

That grind

Tastes like mayonnaise

WE GAZE INTO THE CRAB'S EYES, AS HIS TINY LITTLE LIFE IS SNUFFED OUT FOREVER

my my myyyy...corona...virus

Great camouflage

like alcohol to humans, garlic is toxic to cats

Let Eminem breath

Australia Port Lincoln "at least the fires are out"

dance like a retard

REPAIR & RESTORE

There's going to be sixty-nine sixty-nines, isn't there?

Do we all agree?

Wife said I look like Hopper. I can’t unsee it.

Are you guys doubting my knowledge on Rick and Morty?

If you were wondering

calling the FBI meme.jpeg

Ah, the negotiator

im not even sure tbh

But the $0.50 premium really makes it worth it!

Actual firefighting

When there is a will, there is a way!

Mr. Burns

Thank you indeed.

Face mask guide

My grandpa’s friend sent him this picture and my grandpa decided to print AND frame it, thinking that it was his friends dog

There has got to be an awesome story behind this sign.

Mufasa

I don't know where, when, and why this is on my phone, but it's still funny

Vietnamese cafe password

So true !!!!

drastic measures

use Ecosia for p0rn, save the world from being scorn

I told my student to keep her wrist straight while playing Bass/Guitar ... and thats what she came up with. I can't say i'm not impressed

Left my house at 5 am this morning.

CHONKS

Chocolate.

Soon, the world

Always the joker

Colonoscopy tomorrow. Rate my setup

this is my 24th day straight of drawing a new grumpy animal every day

Nicked from FB :)

We have Legs!

Auto mechanics next to where I live getting spiritual

I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. This is a real response I got from a guy today after I asked a him for HIS phone number.

Fourth time's a charm

blackpilled again