stolen and translated by me
It's looking like a black Christmas.
Arranged marriages in 2020
but at what cost
Don't forget to update your Euro notes tonight
i crave it
and that's why we don't like dubs
I do as the platypus commands
what a level of detail
... as seen in North Georgia
My Face Is Up Here
Present and future of BMW
I’m not sure where this belongs but it’s funny
I miss sparky.
oh no, thats why he's in peach
I fit into most stereotypes
Damn, The Simpsons also predicted this
Why don’t they just sedate us heavily and stack us on the floor?
The secret they didn’t want you to know
I made a online "shop" with fake products like this Laptop Self Charging Cable
I am Schrute.
For your amusement I present - boner necklace.
It's free real estate
resist thy temptation
Introverts pay attention now
Anime faces IRL
In british english its J. Ollygood
that's it. I am out.
Tastes like mayonnaise
WE GAZE INTO THE CRAB'S EYES, AS HIS TINY LITTLE LIFE IS SNUFFED OUT FOREVER
my my myyyy...corona...virus
like alcohol to humans, garlic is toxic to cats
Let Eminem breath
Australia Port Lincoln "at least the fires are out"
dance like a retard
REPAIR & RESTORE
There's going to be sixty-nine sixty-nines, isn't there?
Do we all agree?
Wife said I look like Hopper. I can’t unsee it.
Are you guys doubting my knowledge on Rick and Morty?
If you were wondering
calling the FBI meme.jpeg
Ah, the negotiator
im not even sure tbh
But the $0.50 premium really makes it worth it!
When there is a will, there is a way!
Thank you indeed.
Face mask guide
My grandpa’s friend sent him this picture and my grandpa decided to print AND frame it, thinking that it was his friends dog
There has got to be an awesome story behind this sign.
I don't know where, when, and why this is on my phone, but it's still funny
Vietnamese cafe password
So true !!!!
use Ecosia for p0rn, save the world from being scorn
I told my student to keep her wrist straight while playing Bass/Guitar ... and thats what she came up with. I can't say i'm not impressed
Left my house at 5 am this morning.
Soon, the world
Always the joker
Colonoscopy tomorrow. Rate my setup
this is my 24th day straight of drawing a new grumpy animal every day
Nicked from FB :)
We have Legs!
Auto mechanics next to where I live getting spiritual
I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. This is a real response I got from a guy today after I asked a him for HIS phone number.
Fourth time's a charm
The walkman is great tho
Won’t be waiting long..
Ur dad gay.
Some friendly advice from my local gas station bathroom!
Lego City but it's edgy (please may this not be a Re)
someone has an ulterior motive