Soon, the world
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Write something about yourself. Try to be short and funny!
69,701 Poster of the Year
Always the joker
Colonoscopy tomorrow. Rate my setup
this is my 24th day straight of drawing a new grumpy animal every day
Nicked from FB :)
We have Legs!
Auto mechanics next to where I live getting spiritual
I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. This is a real response I got from a guy today after I asked a him for HIS phone number.
Fourth time's a charm
The walkman is great tho
Won’t be waiting long..
Ur dad gay.
Some friendly advice from my local gas station bathroom!
Lego City but it's edgy (please may this not be a Re)
someone has an ulterior motive
Uh oh someone stop this man
Suspect is white male. Age range is 14-89. Call with any tips.
Tradition is bogus anyway
Seagulls are thugs
more machine now than man
New extreme sport : Hover farting.
Do not cite the deep magic, witch
Communism is sharing
Dude, there's something wrong with this giraffe
My sister’s school health clinic may need some emoji-education
Lonelyman and his fried chicken.
Breathtaking view of the Milky Way from Mars.
compressed like the image
Does your cat do this?
Not unlike every other dad in the early ‘90s, my dad was totally Randy Marsh.
Asia got corona doe
I wonder where did he get his mask.
Best notice you'll get :
The future is now
My fifth grade self can calm the *** down I’m dead
im love your bobs
A Place to Think
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT A GUY WITH BIG FEET
Plot was much thiccer back in the day
Well, you gotta give it to him. He's got a big truck.
Owning a hairless cat occasionally results in nightmare material
Car not found...
Pocket is a life saver
Directed by Michael Bay
The World's Oldest Cat
Bro I'm so high
Geography at its finest
Signs, Signs, Everywhere there's signs.
“Y’all mind if I scream?”
How could we be so blind.
Thinking outside the box, xtreme edition
“1890, a western tourist pays to wear a samurais armor”. Behold the first weeb!
Both is good
Checkmate, parking guy.
It isn’t wrong.
Ight imma head out.
nothing is happening
The soup is made in a base of shitty, light beer
Rip Kitty's Purple Cow
oh god, the horror
A dog that can hug you back
Part-skipping might not be so bad after all
Gotta get them all confused from an early age
My dad before and after he noticed he was caught by a black box
that is one large bolder
I know that one
A L E R T
Apparently I need to knock when entering my own bedroom
The 4 food groups
“But mom it’s educational”
boss: because you're watching ebony and not interracial on mlk jr day
computer repair guys are an underappreciated part of society
My husband works at a restaurant & received this special request for a to-go order, this is what they wrote on the lid of the food.
Slappin all over my pants for these
pls no ban
No, the belly isn’t photoshopped.
The people at my workplace are getting salty about their water fountain rules.