The future is now
171 points · 5 comments
My fifth grade self can calm the *** down I’m dead
im love your bobs
A Place to Think
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT A GUY WITH BIG FEET
Plot was much thiccer back in the day
Well, you gotta give it to him. He's got a big truck.
Owning a hairless cat occasionally results in nightmare material
Car not found...
Pocket is a life saver
Directed by Michael Bay
The World's Oldest Cat
Bro I'm so high
Geography at its finest
Signs, Signs, Everywhere there's signs.
“Y’all mind if I scream?”
How could we be so blind.
Thinking outside the box, xtreme edition
“1890, a western tourist pays to wear a samurais armor”. Behold the first weeb!
Both is good
Checkmate, parking guy.
It isn’t wrong.
Ight imma head out.
nothing is happening
The soup is made in a base of shitty, light beer
Rip Kitty's Purple Cow
oh god, the horror
A dog that can hug you back
Part-skipping might not be so bad after all
Gotta get them all confused from an early age
My dad before and after he noticed he was caught by a black box
that is one large bolder
I know that one
A L E R T
Apparently I need to knock when entering my own bedroom
The 4 food groups
“But mom it’s educational”
boss: because you're watching ebony and not interracial on mlk jr day
computer repair guys are an underappreciated part of society
My husband works at a restaurant & received this special request for a to-go order, this is what they wrote on the lid of the food.
Slappin all over my pants for these
pls no ban
No, the belly isn’t photoshopped.
The people at my workplace are getting salty about their water fountain rules.
The haircut was 0.50$ less last time
2$ well spent
posting original content
What public health policy is this?
Maths like English
I thought the chair was broken...
a modern problem requires a modern solution
Headphones Make For A Happy Marriage
There is no diference between Jojo and high fashion
Just do what they say
My dad before and after he noticed he got caught by a black box for speeding.
*** *** *** *** ***
are you chinese?
War has changed
Best or worst tattoo ever???
you deserve it king
If there's a god up there, he weeps
(HL doesn't support the bird emoji so my title is ruined)
A kid at my school just brought back everyone’s favorite club
me in ww3
I have goosebumps
I feel personally offended
Danish cartoonists got no chill
Son bring me the belt
Bad news for non-smokers...
Someone got a little creative
Fist bump to start the day
We all have goals
Capchas getting harder
My cat Leo doesn't like hot days
"You didn't secure the trailer properly????have you lost your marbles?!" "Why, yes. Yes I have"
Oh...I can’t decide if that’s a deal or a violation
I think my local Kroger's is selling ground doggos...
Sad but true!
Eddie Marsan looks like someone tried to draw Bradley Cooper from memory and failed.