It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
that's it. I am out.
Tastes like mayonnaise
WE GAZE INTO THE CRAB'S EYES, AS HIS TINY LITTLE LIFE IS SNUFFED OUT FOREVER
my my myyyy...corona...virus
like alcohol to humans, garlic is toxic to cats
Let Eminem breath
Australia Port Lincoln "at least the fires are out"
dance like a retard
REPAIR & RESTORE
There's going to be sixty-nine sixty-nines, isn't there?
Do we all agree?
Wife said I look like Hopper. I can’t unsee it.
Are you guys doubting my knowledge on Rick and Morty?
If you were wondering
calling the FBI meme.jpeg
Ah, the negotiator
im not even sure tbh
But the $0.50 premium really makes it worth it!
When there is a will, there is a way!
Thank you indeed.
Face mask guide
My grandpa’s friend sent him this picture and my grandpa decided to print AND frame it, thinking that it was his friends dog
There has got to be an awesome story behind this sign.
I don't know where, when, and why this is on my phone, but it's still funny
Vietnamese cafe password
So true !!!!
use Ecosia for p0rn, save the world from being scorn
I told my student to keep her wrist straight while playing Bass/Guitar ... and thats what she came up with. I can't say i'm not impressed
Left my house at 5 am this morning.
Soon, the world
Always the joker
Colonoscopy tomorrow. Rate my setup
this is my 24th day straight of drawing a new grumpy animal every day
Nicked from FB :)
We have Legs!
Auto mechanics next to where I live getting spiritual
I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. This is a real response I got from a guy today after I asked a him for HIS phone number.
Fourth time's a charm
The walkman is great tho
Won’t be waiting long..
Ur dad gay.
Some friendly advice from my local gas station bathroom!
Lego City but it's edgy (please may this not be a Re)
someone has an ulterior motive
Uh oh someone stop this man
Suspect is white male. Age range is 14-89. Call with any tips.
Tradition is bogus anyway
Seagulls are thugs
more machine now than man
New extreme sport : Hover farting.
Do not cite the deep magic, witch
Communism is sharing
Dude, there's something wrong with this giraffe
My sister’s school health clinic may need some emoji-education
Lonelyman and his fried chicken.
Breathtaking view of the Milky Way from Mars.
compressed like the image
Does your cat do this?
Not unlike every other dad in the early ‘90s, my dad was totally Randy Marsh.
Asia got corona doe
I wonder where did he get his mask.
Best notice you'll get :
The future is now
My fifth grade self can calm the *** down I’m dead
im love your bobs
A Place to Think
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT A GUY WITH BIG FEET
Plot was much thiccer back in the day
Well, you gotta give it to him. He's got a big truck.
Owning a hairless cat occasionally results in nightmare material
Car not found...
Pocket is a life saver
Directed by Michael Bay
The World's Oldest Cat
Bro I'm so high
Geography at its finest