I am Schrute.

yeet

For your amusement I present - boner necklace.

It's free real estate

resist thy temptation

Introverts pay attention now

Anime faces IRL

<3 

In british english its J. Ollygood

Don't Move

that's it. I am out.

That grind

Tastes like mayonnaise

WE GAZE INTO THE CRAB'S EYES, AS HIS TINY LITTLE LIFE IS SNUFFED OUT FOREVER

my my myyyy...corona...virus

Great camouflage

like alcohol to humans, garlic is toxic to cats

Let Eminem breath

Australia Port Lincoln "at least the fires are out"

dance like a retard

REPAIR & RESTORE

There's going to be sixty-nine sixty-nines, isn't there?

Do we all agree?

Wife said I look like Hopper. I can’t unsee it.

Are you guys doubting my knowledge on Rick and Morty?

If you were wondering

calling the FBI meme.jpeg

Ah, the negotiator

im not even sure tbh

But the $0.50 premium really makes it worth it!

Actual firefighting

When there is a will, there is a way!

Mr. Burns

Thank you indeed.

Face mask guide

My grandpa’s friend sent him this picture and my grandpa decided to print AND frame it, thinking that it was his friends dog

There has got to be an awesome story behind this sign.

Mufasa

I don't know where, when, and why this is on my phone, but it's still funny

Vietnamese cafe password

So true !!!!

drastic measures

use Ecosia for p0rn, save the world from being scorn

I told my student to keep her wrist straight while playing Bass/Guitar ... and thats what she came up with. I can't say i'm not impressed

Left my house at 5 am this morning.

CHONKS

Chocolate.

Soon, the world

Always the joker

Colonoscopy tomorrow. Rate my setup

this is my 24th day straight of drawing a new grumpy animal every day

Nicked from FB :)

We have Legs!

Auto mechanics next to where I live getting spiritual

I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. This is a real response I got from a guy today after I asked a him for HIS phone number.

Fourth time's a charm

blackpilled again

Ouch manek

Ok boomer

The walkman is great tho

Won’t be waiting long..

Ur dad gay.

Some friendly advice from my local gas station bathroom!

#fightracism

Lego City but it's edgy (please may this not be a Re)

someone has an ulterior motive

reaction

book... good?

Uh oh someone stop this man

Suspect is white male. Age range is 14-89. Call with any tips.

Tradition is bogus anyway

Seagulls are thugs

more machine now than man

New extreme sport : Hover farting.

Do not cite the deep magic, witch

Communism is sharing

Dude, there's something wrong with this giraffe

My sister’s school health clinic may need some emoji-education

Lonelyman and his fried chicken.

Breathtaking view of the Milky Way from Mars.

compressed like the image

gud cause

Carry on

Does your cat do this?

Not unlike every other dad in the early ‘90s, my dad was totally Randy Marsh.

Asia got corona doe

I wonder where did he get his mask.

Best notice you'll get :

Corona virus

The future is now

Wait what???

My fifth grade self can calm the *** down I’m dead

im love your bobs

A Place to Think

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT A GUY WITH BIG FEET

Plot was much thiccer back in the day

Looks comfy.

Well, you gotta give it to him. He's got a big truck.

Owning a hairless cat occasionally results in nightmare material

Car not found...