Verily, m’lord doeth not succeed.
A honey bee colony taking up residence in your walls is how you get ants.
No one out pizza’s the hut
My 15yo daughter bought this frog thingy at a thrift store and then painted him majestically.
He said my bad though
Vans got really pissed
You are Doggo approved
check mate February
Someone’s out there photoshopping teeth onto babies and it’s my new reason to live
can we have a moment of silence for the fallen
What my 11 year old niece did to her calculator for her next math competition....
Get nae naed
Sometimes Im funny
Just waiting on my Baglebites like...
My koozie is the best koozie.
what are they supposed to eat now? normal food?
Let’s not be ridiculous
literally me :crying_laughing:
What a load of ...
This guy's nose looks like a woman twerking.
Can you erase my ex from the photo?
How you know you're in a good neighborhood
India is not a place
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
Realizing that squirrels usually land like Iron Man.
Get This Party Started
Who booking this on February 14th?
Highest level of friendzone achieved!
Gotta make use of it!
the future is bright
it do be
There will never be as good of sitcoms as there were in the 90's.
Went to my rental and found the tenant had put this on the front door.
Sue Towe Science
11 more to go....
non nobis domine
The happiest little heater ever
Our Vegas plumber
It's time to nuke again
This valentines sign!
Why do drugs when you could just collect stamps?
Dont fall guys
did you just identify my species
I’m in IT and one of my goals for this new year is to be more helpful.
Well said !
when you suck so hard at baseball your dad goes back to afghanistan
I’mma be honest with you, that looks like a Ford.
oh god oh no
everybody liked that
That's so nice
East side homeboy
Pikachu really tryna catch em all
Civil disobedience in Canada
BIIG IIIROON ♫ BIIG IIIROON ♫
The true meaning of friendship
2020 goals - I'm smashing it! Finished my diet already :)
Sorry brittish brothers in meming
My boyfriend told to stop at the auto parts and pick this up for him. Found it!
Tips for all the sleep deprived dads out there
Welcome to the grammy awards
Kohl’s needs to chill out
Would you like to buy a boneless chicken?
just some happy endings
There it is! The “i” in Team!
My friends kid, everybody.
On the catwalk, yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk
This man's Amazon review is glorious!
Hottest Rap Album of 2020
Stellan Skarsgård and Jared Harris look like they've been happily married for 30 years.
now you know why they didn't nuke'm
Lie On Your Resumé
what am i doing wrong?
Your Girl after manipulating you into doing what she wants
Come on, Todd
My friends derpy guide dog
day 25 of drawing a grumpy animal every single day
Grover did an oopsie
Please. Together we can make them stop
This show is grate
The IQ is... OVER 9,000
stolen and translated by me