Verily, m’lord doeth not succeed.

A honey bee colony taking up residence in your walls is how you get ants.

No one out pizza’s the hut

yes

My 15yo daughter bought this frog thingy at a thrift store and then painted him majestically.

He said my bad though

Vans got really pissed

You are Doggo approved

check mate February

Someone’s out there photoshopping teeth onto babies and it’s my new reason to live

can we have a moment of silence for the fallen

What my 11 year old niece did to her calculator for her next math competition....

Get nae naed

Sometimes Im funny

Just waiting on my Baglebites like...

string

My koozie is the best koozie.

what are they supposed to eat now? normal food?

Future

Angry peppers

Let’s not be ridiculous

Careful. Phrasing.

literally me :crying_laughing:

What a load of ...

Round dog

This guy's nose looks like a woman twerking.

Can you erase my ex from the photo?

Sound!

How you know you're in a good neighborhood

India is not a place

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear

Realizing that squirrels usually land like Iron Man.

My curse

Get This Party Started

Who booking this on February 14th?

Highest level of friendzone achieved!

Gotta make use of it!

the future is bright

it do be

There will never be as good of sitcoms as there were in the 90's.

Went to my rental and found the tenant had put this on the front door.

Sue Towe Science

11 more to go....

non nobis domine

The happiest little heater ever

Our Vegas plumber

It's time to nuke again

This valentines sign!

Why do drugs when you could just collect stamps?

Dont fall guys

did you just identify my species

I’m in IT and one of my goals for this new year is to be more helpful.

Well said !

when you suck so hard at baseball your dad goes back to afghanistan

ocular trespassing

I’mma be honest with you, that looks like a Ford.

oh god oh no

Delicious

Zap me

everybody liked that

That's so nice

East side homeboy

Pikachu really tryna catch em all

FACT

Civil disobedience in Canada

BIIG IIIROON ♫ BIIG IIIROON ♫

The true meaning of friendship

wholesome

2020 goals - I'm smashing it! Finished my diet already :)

Sorry brittish brothers in meming

My boyfriend told to stop at the auto parts and pick this up for him. Found it!

Tips for all the sleep deprived dads out there

Welcome to the grammy awards

Kohl’s needs to chill out

"WTF?!"

Unfortunately..

Would you like to buy a boneless chicken?

just some happy endings

There it is! The “i” in Team!

My friends kid, everybody.

On the catwalk, yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk

This man's Amazon review is glorious!

Hottest Rap Album of 2020

Stellan Skarsgård and Jared Harris look like they've been happily married for 30 years.

now you know why they didn't nuke'm

Lie On Your Resumé

what am i doing wrong?

Your Girl after manipulating you into doing what she wants

Come on, Todd

Yes officer?

My friends derpy guide dog

day 25 of drawing a grumpy animal every single day

Grover did an oopsie

Please. Together we can make them stop

This show is grate

The IQ is... OVER 9,000

be breve

Haha unless

stolen and translated by me

HAM-let