Master turtle’s wise words

Email I got from my Biochem professor back in college. Best compliment I’ve ever received.

Found this gold on youtube.

Filthy hobbits

Be an example to your children

I knew Bad Bunny looked familiar...

The founding fathers knew what was up

"Draw me like one of your French girls"

Degenerates

Plenty of Room!

4th Quarter summed up in one picture

Still the best funeral home slogan ever...

Lots of controversy in my household over this

Who did it best?

American football coaches vs European football coaches

Will you rock us?

Worth the wait?!

Looked familiar.

Halftime show recap:

Shots fired. . .

The golden girls

laughs in shecklze

Causing a traffic jam

Ah yes, society

Another year, another abysmal performance by the rest of the world.

For every one you arrest, two take their place

And looking fly in those scrubs

When the subtitle guy don't give two f***s

Spare Tire

Ulster has suffered enough

If my Dad owned a vacuum store this would be his sign

J Lo’s Backup Dancers at the Super Bowl

And welcome your Super Bowl halftime show!

As somewho who has no idea who the male singers were from the halftime show this is all I could think of.

Oh Boston...

Mister Worldwide

Who people are rooting for in the SB

Shakira at the halftime show

Please sweet baby jesus...

That about sums up the Half Time show

Now it make sense...

Shakira Super Bowl LIV Half Time Performace

CHHHHH-INA

My grandfather has put out this sign every winter for 5 years

Who gets married during the Super Bowl??

The Chairman

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

In honor of Groundhog Day I present you the groundhog at my mothers office that didn’t care about his shadow. He cared about the bird feeder and was pissed that it was empty.

I found the perfect lawn ornament.

I heard you guys like babies having their mind's blown by science

Just a casual Indian Cab

"Because adulting is hard"

I do not conform to your silly rules

Option 3 please

And people say marijuana is dangerous

slobodan did nothing wrong

Way too many naughty kids this year

Say hello to Corki!

Just daydreaming

Now I can't unsee it

My wife and I met a mini horse in Iceland that found me hilarious

No one: japan

Something doesn't seem right..

"Words words words"

Don’t do the crime if ya can’t do the time.

turning off the basement light

Saw a tow truck today

Nooo kitty!

Purpose

This will never not be funny.

One for the weebs

Ah, never try =never fail, the life of a winner

hiding from the grammar nazis

pp touch

oh no

down under

What a weird thing to happen

I asked my wife to pick up some frozen fruit at the grocery store

In the ice machine

yoo

What a year, huh?

haha yea, it do be like that

Chemicals in the Water

It do be like that

Kabooooooom

luigi, help

Always give a reach around

Masochists. Am I right?

The background music of your life.

She melted after seeing her crush

Access granted

It's a competitive market out there.

Review of headphones

Omg it’s so pretty I could eat you.

Verily, m’lord doeth not succeed.

A honey bee colony taking up residence in your walls is how you get ants.

No one out pizza’s the hut

yes

My 15yo daughter bought this frog thingy at a thrift store and then painted him majestically.

He said my bad though