Did you guys miss me?

“processed in a plant that may have processed grapes.”

"I dare you to huff & puff mutherf*cker"

One of my favourite quotes for getting through life!

The internet doesn't lie.

For a cat it's already 2am

YouTubers be like.

This map is all over Twitter. Apparently some German guy got bored and tried to name all 50 states. This is the end result...

Facts don't matter

Mr. Anderson!

A good friend of mine has been caring for her mother for 10 years. She seems to be passing away now but my friend has never lost her sense of humor.

Hard job.

Found this at an air show

Burn Notice

uh oh, do you think i'll pass??

Time to lower the standards

Cecil "F**I y'all fountain" Williams

For the love of God...

2 years later and they're all the same thing

Love you mumy

This dog looks like the main character of the movie just asked "Seriously. WHAT is your deal?!" And he's about to launch into his back story...

Love a good Venn diagram...

This donor is so honest

Native American

here I am, saving you three bucks on a card

STRONG men support a STRONG cause

my February posts are all about love

Rumor has it she's the new weather girl

Did you hear: "Coronavirus didn't happen?"

This little guy is so done with life

Throwing a sausage into the Gym Hall

This is Not Yelping

actiblizz

STOP IT !!!

Eheu tenesia

Thought I'd bumped into batman! Turns out it's just a horse.

Never skip sand people day

Not going flap flap was never an option

teriyaki chicken

When someone doesn't wanna do the right thing, I wash my hands. Literally.

Someone’s having a rough day

Jenny!!!!!!

invisible hand

coup

The Only Reboot The People Want!

WATERMELON

That’s MY favorite animal!

Pussy feeling cute

Piss happens

This remains one of my favorite bits of graffiti

“The Struggle”

The best we can do!

Can you break a $50?

Real Earth has Girth

If I get banned it’s ok you get what you ***ing deserve!

Please, Fenton! FENTON!

What did Wolverine say?

I'm havin a breakdown.

Still love him though

All along...

Still works

I left my turtle two days with grandma

a familiar face inside dogs ear

And they said, “This will bring the country together!”

I feel this.

Blursed Dragon

Knot Knot?

For All Mobile "Gamers"

Dino-thots

Don’t scare the ice cream

The children must be educated

smooth

In first year in exchange for cookies or sumn

Bats are just angel rats.

The most famous explorer

Oh Thanos..

My wife bought our 10 year old daughter a new planner for school. She should have browsed through it before letting her take it to school.

Just grow up faster lol

Thot patrol prime

Tarpon Inn, Mustang Island, Port Aransas, Texas

Scammer sent me a fake invoice so I sent one right back

Anyone need some dead batteries?

Black spots

The farce is strong with this joke

Berd

First day at music school

Jason rides a roller coaster

Oblivious Fashion

Have you heard of the 1000 Jews who died of the c-virus?

gllAaRgGdlldLGRhhlgrlARRgarhHagr

Election is just another battle

no chill

Wtf Tesco?????

Eat with those clothes on.

Measuring Like a Canadian

modern chings require modern chongs

Gamblr

This ad aged well

haha, yes

She could've been my neighbour. Also, damnit Carlos