Everyone is talking about how disturbing sleeping with headphones is. You forgot the suffering of people who wear glasses

no child should be named Guiseppe when they could be named Giorno

I guess I'll just have to lie

Am I based and redpilled yet?

Are you ready?

Aren't they?

Don't Look Now

Is it opossum or possum?

Roger Stone looks like one of the blind mice from Shrek

Tell em tha cows sent ya

The dig in his joke with the deadpan delivery is amazing. I laughed way harder than I should have at this.

My mom is a doctor. She just sent me this

Morty had to get a bath today because his puppy brother peed on him. He was thrilled, obviously.

That's not a hair bun.

These are now his

Lady Pug

pedos go to hell

I asked for a DARK coffee, not a Depressed one

Creativity lvl 999

everyone type :)

Nice shoes captain

This stuff was gross my entire life until one day it wasn't?

Stay pure bois

Nice try officer

And make it double

#philosophyposting

For fun I design unnecessary products, meet the Crapper Concealer for those who like to use the bathroom a little more anonymously.

He has to be this big to carry his whole team

protagonist

not trying to die today.

Ordered an expensive gaming monitor and since no one was home the delivery guy decided to improvise

Realtor and her celebratory calendar

Those open carry folks

Classic Mulan.

Priorities in Life

Only mostly wrong

I still have a box of Lego wings and triangles

Can fish suck though?

Cool Old Stuff

A "higher" calling

Might as well stay single

Act cute and cuddly, my fellow business geese

Club Penguin is kil

Anyone else want a 4D GF?

Hardcore season’s

gottem XD

That answers one of lifes big questions

Maybe these two pages shouldn’t be together

When you see an anime post

trapped.

dis nut

Dont eat it

I’ll take it...

Hope it's clear enough

How you feeling today lol

If only you knew the power of the pink side

Had to add Kevin Hart for scale...

Last week I posted about my 14yo son drawing a new comic on his bedroom door whiteboard each night. Here's a recent one I thought was pretty funny.

Lonelyman and his matches.

Nonchalant

Frens

2 ways to celebrate Valentine's day

Thomas looks mad af !!

I don’t think anyone’s done this yet

i mean , he's not lying :)

Goblin Valley, Utah is a pretty special place...

Your free trial has expired..

sleep time

If u say so....

you're prepackaged response does not work on me

syrup

My current budget is not very big, but I try to get the best out of it.

We found love in a hopeless place

effective

later: hElP me SavE mY dOg!!! Patreon in comments/description box/bio

missed

Life of drug dealers.

yee yee bois

My kind of fellas :)

Mind = MEGA

Yes just the Finnish one pls

F   

There are two ways to celebrate Valentine’s Day

▀▀▀▀

China is gay

What happened here

Luck is an important stat too

Family photo.

i am bleeding internally

Where's the Guinness World Record's adjudicator?

Rip jack

My dog waking up from a nap still riding his pain meds...

Can't cum.

Meanwhile in Wuhan...

What is pizza but an open-faced sandwich?

If Disney was realistic

Same energy.

UDOT is at it again.

Phfffhfffhfffhffhf

Wow, this senior center really be playing my jams.