This card my wife got me for my birthday.
I adopted a polar bear and not a dog
Am i a joke to you?
I think they're not sure what beef actually is.
Pwease give me beanie-weanies UwU
Oscar right here bby
looks can be deceiving
Who has seen one?
It was at this point Carl knew it was his time to shine
And i was like baby baby babyyyy ohhhh
O my... he is speaking the language of gods
Was actually Arnold but didn't contribute to research
I am posting a lot lately....
Mumy knows best
Trolled by Tesla
Anakin did nothing wrong
10/10 pickup line
This makes me sad :(
My sister sent me this picture of her dog with zero context.
No secret in being fit
These coffee sizes
John Oliver Speaks the Truth
They told him to dress up as his favorite movie character and he came prepared!
They obviously need all the practice they can get.
PERFECT SSS RANK
Everyone is talking about how disturbing sleeping with headphones is. You forgot the suffering of people who wear glasses
no child should be named Guiseppe when they could be named Giorno
I guess I'll just have to lie
Am I based and redpilled yet?
Are you ready?
Don't Look Now
Is it opossum or possum?
Roger Stone looks like one of the blind mice from Shrek
Tell em tha cows sent ya
The dig in his joke with the deadpan delivery is amazing. I laughed way harder than I should have at this.
My mom is a doctor. She just sent me this
Morty had to get a bath today because his puppy brother peed on him. He was thrilled, obviously.
That's not a hair bun.
These are now his
pedos go to hell
I asked for a DARK coffee, not a Depressed one
Creativity lvl 999
everyone type :)
Nice shoes captain
This stuff was gross my entire life until one day it wasn't?
Stay pure bois
Nice try officer
And make it double
For fun I design unnecessary products, meet the Crapper Concealer for those who like to use the bathroom a little more anonymously.
He has to be this big to carry his whole team
not trying to die today.
Ordered an expensive gaming monitor and since no one was home the delivery guy decided to improvise
Realtor and her celebratory calendar
Those open carry folks
Priorities in Life
Only mostly wrong
I still have a box of Lego wings and triangles
Can fish suck though?
Cool Old Stuff
A "higher" calling
Might as well stay single
Act cute and cuddly, my fellow business geese
Club Penguin is kil
Anyone else want a 4D GF?
That answers one of lifes big questions
Maybe these two pages shouldn’t be together
When you see an anime post
Dont eat it
I’ll take it...
Hope it's clear enough
How you feeling today lol
If only you knew the power of the pink side
Had to add Kevin Hart for scale...
Last week I posted about my 14yo son drawing a new comic on his bedroom door whiteboard each night. Here's a recent one I thought was pretty funny.
Lonelyman and his matches.
2 ways to celebrate Valentine's day
Thomas looks mad af !!
I don’t think anyone’s done this yet
i mean , he's not lying :)
Goblin Valley, Utah is a pretty special place...