i want to be the little spoon, and for someone to gently kiss my neck

In case you were wondering, I'm against dicktators.

Tf does she mean

There is no stronger passion in this world than Hollywood's passion for making kid's movies about cartoon characters going on road trips with middle aged white men.

Verryy interesting.....

Relatablorama

Aw yeah

A little bit of accurate future-predicting from an old Nintendo video game.

Unlimited powers

Someone threw a blanket over the statue.

Good one Dad

Goodbye little Jimmy

Take a solemn moment to reflect on this harrowing news story from 6 years ago.

Very nice yes

This shelter dog looks like Frank Gallagher

Thank good they didn't drop the L instead

This dog ate a weed gummy and had to go to the emergency room on Valentine’s Day.

This WWII AT-AT

Green Electric Chair

Duct tape painted car

and it's OKAY

***er of mother

Found one in the wild

woah dude

When Monday is a Holiday.

Why would you commit such a crime

¿ʇxǝʇ ǝʇɐʇoɹ I op ʍoH

Gotta go fast

real for a moment

Memm

40 days ago I made a promise to myself to do something productive and draw a grumpy animal every single day. this is grumpy animal number 40

I’m doing ok! Wait a minute....

Tiawanese media made a subtle joke on TV news

N o o o

where did it bring you, back to...

The Celiacs approved TV mount I received from Amazon

Taxation is theft

Found

This Yoda toy kinda looks like Bill Cosby

Crazy Cat Lady Saturday Night

Pacific Kim

He hasn’t figured out how reverse works yet

QED

This be Indiana no question.

T i r e d

who's a good doctor? you are! yes, you are!

Have a great day

Cursed search

Songbird blowing rings

Snowmageddon Dragon 2020

Nothing!!

After the runaway success of Cats, now we will have Cars.

Creative way to re-use the 2020 decorations

Me and the boys

In case you're having a bad day, hero you have a Keanu Reeves, pastor of doggos. Somewhere in Santiago, Chile.

Keeping the spark alive on our 9th Valentine’s Day together.

Despite.

Putting all my music on shuffle

It sure is growing.

LeT mY dReAmS cOmE tRuE mOoOoOm

In The Mood [OC}

That yellow one in the middle. Yeah, that's me

It's bedtime...

chungus

Me and the boys.

Photoshopped to reflect how big she thinks she is

Hold me tight

How the word was invented

Using more gun isn't an exclusively american thing

Who said romance was dead? Happy Valentine’s Day.

My very elderly father has dementia & needs to start wearing depends, so I made a fake ad for “Disposable Sports Underwear” so he can use them without shame

donate/hydrate

My sister's husband gave her this for valentine's day. RIP to my brother-in-law.

college sucks, don't go

VTOL birb

Alone on V Day but my Russian professor gave me this so it's not all bad.

need to get that C

Hey dawg what you lookin at

i can fap to this

We've been bamboozled

The day after Valentines day!

This cart has seen some things

Jar-Jar Kinks

o(scar)

Just saw this at the airport waiting to pick someone up

I'm Open

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿

Golfing 101

"Who lived in a pinapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS! Died in an oil-spill caused by BP? SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!"

You and me, babe

First Day of Work

My wife gave birth to Steve Buscemi

The true maths...

Went down the wrong highway.

Aww mom!

Tell me something about yourself.

just transferred to new apartment...with some interesting neighbors

day 39 of my pledge to draw a grumpy animal every day for a year

The Valentine's Day card I bought for my husband

Git off