It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
726,151 Poster of the Year
Just saw this at the airport waiting to pick someone up
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"Who lived in a pinapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS! Died in an oil-spill caused by BP? SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!"
You and me, babe
First Day of Work
My wife gave birth to Steve Buscemi
The true maths...
Went down the wrong highway.
Tell me something about yourself.
just transferred to new apartment...with some interesting neighbors
day 39 of my pledge to draw a grumpy animal every day for a year
The Valentine's Day card I bought for my husband
Valentine's day confusion
It has been 67million years
Happy St. Valentine’s Day
Happy penis Christmas!
a ***ing white male
There are 4 rules.
Calvin’s take on Valentines Day by the brilliant Bill Watterson
*screams in STDs*
Happy Valentine’s Day from Scratches the cat.
Either One Is Good.
Joseph: "So let me get this straight..."
This must be the work of an Enemy Stand! [OC]
Ash definitely caught a legendary Pokemon
Kerbel space program
Friend's Fish Died In The Appropriate Spot
A Valentine’s Day drawing by someone in a youth mentoring program.
Never change, Nintendo
you win some you lose some
5 pol blondes
happens to me very often but its cool cause no homo
Vitamin C section
Cowboy vs. Samurai
Remember This Today, for Your Own Good.
beyond ultra instinct
My math teacher perfectly defines my love life.
I identify as this mannequin.
Anyone here tried sneezing with their eyes open?
I see what they did there.
❤️ love on the web ❤️
That's a lot of slime
Haha, tiny pp
Press F for our fallen comrade.
One-Handed combat has leveled up!
"Why don't you all just take a seat right there..."
❤️ love at the organic market ❤️
I am 28 days ahead of you
You literally don't need it unless some asshat compresses to .RAR instead of .ZIP
Oh man, they strike back
Poor, unfortunate souls!
One of life’s great mysteries
Happy Valentine's day frens.
If repost I'll delete, otherwise, muh inclusivity
Lonelyman and his Toilet paper.
Pets Experiencing Total Annihilation
Toss a phone to your teacher
Mine is the void
When TF2 episode 1 droppin'?
Stay after class if you want to show skin
Feminists hate her, click here to learn why
r a d i c a l
Disturbing to think about
Next level recycling
It's Feb 14th already?!
Spotted in Brighton on valentines day
Spice Up Your Valentine’s Day With These Lovely Poems
Come back Franku
Start healthing with Lysol
Just missing that red lipstick
I mean... it's not wrong
Game of loans.
This person is living in 2040
That’s the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen.
Dat escalation tho..
tenk u dawk
Nobody came to my loneliness seminar
Weird, but if you say so..
Well i now own a duplex !
This little girl is skeptical AF & who can blame her? The bear is her size, talks, and makes strange eye contact at all times
Beat friend I ever had
before Tinder singles would look for love in the newspaper