I am new here!
tenk u dawk
Nobody came to my loneliness seminar
Weird, but if you say so..
Well i now own a duplex !
This little girl is skeptical AF & who can blame her? The bear is her size, talks, and makes strange eye contact at all times
Beat friend I ever had
before Tinder singles would look for love in the newspaper
This happened after sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes at work...
My tattoo artist added something new to his wall...
This also applies to piano lessons.
day 38 of drawing a grumpy animal every day for a year. want to see my beaver?
We were lied to. The future is so much better.
strike me down with great vengeance
I love my frens
No Valentine's day date? Look on the bright side.
Bit concerned about the guy who just bought in at seat 7...
I hope his wife can take a joke.
With Valentines right around the corner I wish everyone a good day!
My cat felt very confused
That’s one way to handle it
He who shall not be named
Anon is something else
Meanwhile, in 1963...
Samantha L. Jackson
Because the world needs to know
burn the witch
February 13th is when everyone does some maintenance before Valentine’s Day.
I am at Target right now, and there’s a lady here who has plugged a housephone into a phone jack at the in-store Starbucks. She’s making plans with a friend...
It's Not Free Then
I've got a...
we in the future bois real women are irrelevant now
What on earth
How to hide a line on a screen
Collect them all
feel the bern of no lube
I have a financial condition [OC]
A wise choice!
You're gonna need two hands
I think they speak from experience...
Valentine's day schedule
No man needs to have all that power
fragile, like Guiseppe
tryna look dummy thicc for those insta hearts
I'll take his word for it
At least it's not the frog. Or... Is it?
amm or fmmmm
glad to have you on board
How did I miss THIS award ceremony?!
the future is looking bright
Repost cus old post got taken down...
hard time dont last but hard *** do
Still better than toe beans
I saw this and became 5 years old.
Alabama cousin is best cousin
Why is everyone looking at me?
All wahmen r queens
world war the second
Lonelyman and his oranges
My daughter was pressed against the window, so I went outside to see what she looked like and I was not disappointed.
typical first reaction to robutt
Finally, a book just for me.
Yes Mr Snuffles, I'm sure you are
Thoughts with you
We'll never know if it's ok to be black
Firefox just suggested I Fap for Valentine's
The before and after of Valentines day.
I can't tell if the game even has items anymore
Multi interpretable template
Saw it online, hilarious!
Are you gonna eat those words? **licks lips**
Have you seen a rabbit?
I'm not sure anything has been cared about less than this pizza.
Our cat does this whenever she gets picked up
Once again I am asking for your birdseed
Essential oil ER
Came across an old one I saved to my funny folder a good while back
I'm really gonna be single forever