Are you gonna eat those words? **licks lips**

Why?

Have you seen a rabbit?

I'm not sure anything has been cared about less than this pizza.

Our cat does this whenever she gets picked up

Once again I am asking for your birdseed

Essential oil ER

Never McForget

Came across an old one I saved to my funny folder a good while back

I'm really gonna be single forever

Oops

vonbaronposting

We’re all worried here

Just read the headline and close

SPOT

Teachers having to steal from home to supply the classroom.

Saw this gem on the highway today

Friend said he couldn’t switch lanes quick enough when he saw this - only to get close enough to realize it was a sticker. A cow owner with an amazing sense of humor!

Coming to a comicon near you

No regerts

This is actually really smart

day 37 of drawing a new grumpy animal every single day for a year please send help

Take the measles with you too

Packed Concert or...

B E A N

Accurate

Please prove us wrong

Leave it so they know what sort of strippers to get at your funeral

my blind cat loves the outdoors

Return of the King

Applies to building furniture as well

True

monch it

I mixed a finch with a puggle for your amusement

Unfortunate sign outage.

Best wikipedia page ever, so accurate

I’ve never been more disappointed

Stereotyping No-nos 101

I cut a cucumber. I don't think it was aware that was going to happen.

Happy 87th Birthday to the Olsen Twins!

Translated from local source

We were playing darts when this happened... I was about to win :(

Rule 34

Hello, we know you are single and over 40. Let us in!

Never called male teacher dad tho, weird

Why I hate Valentine's Day

Jay-Z out here looking like Mr. Glass

Extra hell :)

My local pet shelter’s idea of a nice valentine’s celebration.

This man is a savage

More than just a wizard like most

on a roll

My home made Valentine’s Day card

Bathroom door at my work.

Incel Posting

NOT THAT HOE

Just act like preschool and shit anyway

Boing

P0rn P0sting

The key to the Men's Bathroom at my Dentists Office

How i help this world

geese goose it is

Begone

Idk what to title this

R e l a t e

*open mouthed smile*

he is still out there boys

Interesting place to propose

Ah yes enslaved piracy

Feed me Hamberders!

Hulk for the win

Worth a shot...

What’s taters, Precious?

Never Thought Of It

He crashed hard after that last hit

Pray for me comrades

Keep scrolling.

2.57142857143

Yoink

The simplest one.

The good old dayz

The only true Android phone.

Martin Scorsese is the elegant pooh in real life

This card my wife got me for my birthday.

I adopted a polar bear and not a dog

Am i a joke to you?

I think they're not sure what beef actually is.

Pwease give me beanie-weanies UwU

Oscar right here bby

Pretending?

looks can be deceiving

Who has seen one?

It was at this point Carl knew it was his time to shine

And i was like baby baby babyyyy ohhhh

O my... he is speaking the language of gods

Was actually Arnold but didn't contribute to research

I am posting a lot lately....

Mumy knows best

HMMM

Trolled by Tesla