It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
819,148 Poster of the Year
Teachers having to steal from home to supply the classroom.
Saw this gem on the highway today
Friend said he couldn’t switch lanes quick enough when he saw this - only to get close enough to realize it was a sticker. A cow owner with an amazing sense of humor!
Coming to a comicon near you
This is actually really smart
day 37 of drawing a new grumpy animal every single day for a year please send help
Take the measles with you too
Packed Concert or...
B E A N
Please prove us wrong
Leave it so they know what sort of strippers to get at your funeral
my blind cat loves the outdoors
Return of the King
Applies to building furniture as well
I mixed a finch with a puggle for your amusement
Unfortunate sign outage.
Best wikipedia page ever, so accurate
I’ve never been more disappointed
Stereotyping No-nos 101
I cut a cucumber. I don't think it was aware that was going to happen.
Happy 87th Birthday to the Olsen Twins!
Translated from local source
We were playing darts when this happened... I was about to win :(
Hello, we know you are single and over 40. Let us in!
Never called male teacher dad tho, weird
Why I hate Valentine's Day
Jay-Z out here looking like Mr. Glass
Extra hell :)
My local pet shelter’s idea of a nice valentine’s celebration.
This man is a savage
More than just a wizard like most
on a roll
My home made Valentine’s Day card
Bathroom door at my work.
NOT THAT HOE
Do rv safely
Just act like preschool and shit anyway
Worm on a string ass
The key to the Men's Bathroom at my Dentists Office
How i help this world
geese goose it is
Idk what to title this
R e l a t e
*open mouthed smile*
he is still out there boys
Interesting place to propose
Ah yes enslaved piracy
Feed me Hamberders!
Hulk for the win
Worth a shot...
What’s taters, Precious?
Never Thought Of It
He crashed hard after that last hit
Pray for me comrades
The simplest one.
The good old dayz
The only true Android phone.
Martin Scorsese is the elegant pooh in real life
This card my wife got me for my birthday.
I adopted a polar bear and not a dog
Am i a joke to you?
I think they're not sure what beef actually is.
Pwease give me beanie-weanies UwU
Oscar right here bby
looks can be deceiving
Who has seen one?
It was at this point Carl knew it was his time to shine
And i was like baby baby babyyyy ohhhh
O my... he is speaking the language of gods
Was actually Arnold but didn't contribute to research
I am posting a lot lately....
Mumy knows best
Trolled by Tesla
Anakin did nothing wrong
10/10 pickup line
This makes me sad :(
My sister sent me this picture of her dog with zero context.
No secret in being fit
These coffee sizes
John Oliver Speaks the Truth
They told him to dress up as his favorite movie character and he came prepared!