The only true Android phone.

Martin Scorsese is the elegant pooh in real life

This card my wife got me for my birthday.

I adopted a polar bear and not a dog

Am i a joke to you?

I think they're not sure what beef actually is.

Pwease give me beanie-weanies UwU

Oscar right here bby

Pretending?

looks can be deceiving

Who has seen one?

It was at this point Carl knew it was his time to shine

And i was like baby baby babyyyy ohhhh

O my... he is speaking the language of gods

Was actually Arnold but didn't contribute to research

I am posting a lot lately....

Mumy knows best

HMMM

Trolled by Tesla

Anakin did nothing wrong

10/10 pickup line

Ja bich

This makes me sad :(

My sister sent me this picture of her dog with zero context.

yoooo

No secret in being fit

Get Folded

Dewwit

These coffee sizes

John Oliver Speaks the Truth

They told him to dress up as his favorite movie character and he came prepared!

mind***

Very tasty

They obviously need all the practice they can get.

PERFECT SSS RANK

Everyone is talking about how disturbing sleeping with headphones is. You forgot the suffering of people who wear glasses

no child should be named Guiseppe when they could be named Giorno

I guess I'll just have to lie

Am I based and redpilled yet?

Are you ready?

Aren't they?

Don't Look Now

Is it opossum or possum?

Roger Stone looks like one of the blind mice from Shrek

Tell em tha cows sent ya

The dig in his joke with the deadpan delivery is amazing. I laughed way harder than I should have at this.

My mom is a doctor. She just sent me this

Morty had to get a bath today because his puppy brother peed on him. He was thrilled, obviously.

That's not a hair bun.

These are now his

Lady Pug

pedos go to hell

I asked for a DARK coffee, not a Depressed one

Creativity lvl 999

everyone type :)

Nice shoes captain

This stuff was gross my entire life until one day it wasn't?

Stay pure bois

Nice try officer

And make it double

#philosophyposting

For fun I design unnecessary products, meet the Crapper Concealer for those who like to use the bathroom a little more anonymously.

He has to be this big to carry his whole team

protagonist

not trying to die today.

Ordered an expensive gaming monitor and since no one was home the delivery guy decided to improvise

Realtor and her celebratory calendar

Those open carry folks

Classic Mulan.

Priorities in Life

Only mostly wrong

I still have a box of Lego wings and triangles

Can fish suck though?

Cool Old Stuff

A "higher" calling

Might as well stay single

Act cute and cuddly, my fellow business geese

Club Penguin is kil

Anyone else want a 4D GF?

Hardcore season’s

gottem XD

That answers one of lifes big questions

Maybe these two pages shouldn’t be together

When you see an anime post

trapped.

dis nut

Dont eat it

I’ll take it...

Hope it's clear enough

How you feeling today lol

If only you knew the power of the pink side

Had to add Kevin Hart for scale...

Last week I posted about my 14yo son drawing a new comic on his bedroom door whiteboard each night. Here's a recent one I thought was pretty funny.

Lonelyman and his matches.

Nonchalant

Frens

2 ways to celebrate Valentine's day

Thomas looks mad af !!

I don’t think anyone’s done this yet

i mean , he's not lying :)