Please prove us wrong

Leave it so they know what sort of strippers to get at your funeral

my blind cat loves the outdoors

Return of the King

Applies to building furniture as well

True

monch it

I mixed a finch with a puggle for your amusement

Unfortunate sign outage.

Best wikipedia page ever, so accurate

I’ve never been more disappointed

Stereotyping No-nos 101

I cut a cucumber. I don't think it was aware that was going to happen.

Happy 87th Birthday to the Olsen Twins!

Translated from local source

We were playing darts when this happened... I was about to win :(

Rule 34

Hello, we know you are single and over 40. Let us in!

Never called male teacher dad tho, weird

Why I hate Valentine's Day

Jay-Z out here looking like Mr. Glass

Extra hell :)

My local pet shelter’s idea of a nice valentine’s celebration.

This man is a savage

More than just a wizard like most

on a roll

My home made Valentine’s Day card

Bathroom door at my work.

Incel Posting

NOT THAT HOE

Just act like preschool and shit anyway

Boing

P0rn P0sting

The key to the Men's Bathroom at my Dentists Office

How i help this world

geese goose it is

Begone

Idk what to title this

R e l a t e

*open mouthed smile*

Interesting place to propose

Ah yes enslaved piracy

Feed me Hamberders!

Hulk for the win

Worth a shot...

What’s taters, Precious?

Never Thought Of It

He crashed hard after that last hit

Pray for me comrades

Keep scrolling.

2.57142857143

Yoink

The simplest one.

The good old dayz

The only true Android phone.

Martin Scorsese is the elegant pooh in real life

This card my wife got me for my birthday.

I adopted a polar bear and not a dog

Am i a joke to you?

I think they're not sure what beef actually is.

Pwease give me beanie-weanies UwU

Oscar right here bby

Pretending?

looks can be deceiving

Who has seen one?

It was at this point Carl knew it was his time to shine

And i was like baby baby babyyyy ohhhh

O my... he is speaking the language of gods

Was actually Arnold but didn't contribute to research

I am posting a lot lately....

Mumy knows best

HMMM

Trolled by Tesla

Anakin did nothing wrong

10/10 pickup line

Ja bich

This makes me sad :(

My sister sent me this picture of her dog with zero context.

yoooo

No secret in being fit

Get Folded

Dewwit

These coffee sizes

John Oliver Speaks the Truth

They told him to dress up as his favorite movie character and he came prepared!

mind***

Very tasty

They obviously need all the practice they can get.

PERFECT SSS RANK

Everyone is talking about how disturbing sleeping with headphones is. You forgot the suffering of people who wear glasses

no child should be named Guiseppe when they could be named Giorno

I guess I'll just have to lie

Am I based and redpilled yet?

Are you ready?

Aren't they?

Don't Look Now

Is it opossum or possum?

Roger Stone looks like one of the blind mice from Shrek

Tell em tha cows sent ya

The dig in his joke with the deadpan delivery is amazing. I laughed way harder than I should have at this.