Genau

Samantha L. Jackson

Because the world needs to know

burn the witch

February 13th is when everyone does some maintenance before Valentine’s Day.

I am at Target right now, and there’s a lady here who has plugged a housephone into a phone jack at the in-store Starbucks. She’s making plans with a friend...

It's Not Free Then

Truth!!!!!

I've got a...

Autismo

we in the future bois real women are irrelevant now

Ex-terminator

What on earth

How to hide a line on a screen

*tweet tweet*

Deeee mothhaaaa

Collect them all

feel the bern of no lube

I have a financial condition [OC]

Thot patrolled

A wise choice!

You're gonna need two hands

I think they speak from experience...

Valentine's day schedule

No man needs to have all that power

fragile, like Guiseppe

tryna look dummy thicc for those insta hearts

Damnit Joe!

I'll take his word for it

Schoky

I’m upset

At least it's not the frog. Or... Is it?

amm or fmmmm

glad to have you on board

How did I miss THIS award ceremony?!

the future is looking bright

Repost cus old post got taken down...

yeet

hard time dont last but hard *** do

Still better than toe beans

peep

I saw this and became 5 years old.

Alabama cousin is best cousin

Why is everyone looking at me?

All wahmen r queens

world war the second

Lonelyman and his oranges

My daughter was pressed against the window, so I went outside to see what she looked like and I was not disappointed.

typical first reaction to robutt

Finally, a book just for me.

Yes Mr Snuffles, I'm sure you are

Thoughts with you

Nyan nyan

We'll never know if it's ok to be black

Firefox just suggested I Fap for Valentine's

The before and after of Valentines day.

Molesting intensifies

I can't tell if the game even has items anymore

Multi interpretable template

Big sad

zest

So beautiful

Saw it online, hilarious!

Are you gonna eat those words? **licks lips**

Why?

Have you seen a rabbit?

I'm not sure anything has been cared about less than this pizza.

Our cat does this whenever she gets picked up

Once again I am asking for your birdseed

Essential oil ER

Never McForget

Came across an old one I saved to my funny folder a good while back

I'm really gonna be single forever

Oops

vonbaronposting

We’re all worried here

Just read the headline and close

SPOT

Teachers having to steal from home to supply the classroom.

Saw this gem on the highway today

Friend said he couldn’t switch lanes quick enough when he saw this - only to get close enough to realize it was a sticker. A cow owner with an amazing sense of humor!

Coming to a comicon near you

No regerts

This is actually really smart

day 37 of drawing a new grumpy animal every single day for a year please send help

Take the measles with you too

Packed Concert or...

B E A N

Accurate

Please prove us wrong

Leave it so they know what sort of strippers to get at your funeral

my blind cat loves the outdoors

Return of the King

Applies to building furniture as well

True

monch it

I mixed a finch with a puggle for your amusement

Unfortunate sign outage.

Best wikipedia page ever, so accurate

I’ve never been more disappointed