Anyone here tried sneezing with their eyes open?

I see what they did there.

❤️ love on the web ❤️

That's a lot of slime

Haha, tiny pp

Press F for our fallen comrade.

One-Handed combat has leveled up!

Biggest pineapple.

"Why don't you all just take a seat right there..."

❤️ love at the organic market ❤️

I am 28 days ahead of you

Oh shit

friday doodle

Prank'd

You literally don't need it unless some asshat compresses to .RAR instead of .ZIP

Oh man, they strike back

Poor, unfortunate souls!

One of life’s great mysteries

Happy Valentine's day frens.

Woww

If repost I'll delete, otherwise, muh inclusivity

Lonelyman and his Toilet paper.

Pets Experiencing Total Annihilation

Toss a phone to your teacher

Mine is the void

When TF2 episode 1 droppin'?

Stay after class if you want to show skin

Feminists hate her, click here to learn why

r a d i c a l

Disturbing to think about

Next level recycling

It's Feb 14th already?!

Spotted in Brighton on valentines day

Too true

Yea!

Spice Up Your Valentine’s Day With These Lovely Poems

Peak Australium

Come back Franku

Start healthing with Lysol

Just missing that red lipstick

I mean... it's not wrong

Game of loans.

This person is living in 2040

That’s the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen.

Dat escalation tho..

tenk u dawk

Nobody came to my loneliness seminar

Well obviously

Weird, but if you say so..

Well i now own a duplex !

This little girl is skeptical AF & who can blame her? The bear is her size, talks, and makes strange eye contact at all times

Beat friend I ever had

before Tinder singles would look for love in the newspaper

This happened after sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes at work...

My tattoo artist added something new to his wall...

This also applies to piano lessons.

day 38 of drawing a grumpy animal every day for a year. want to see my beaver?

We were lied to. The future is so much better.

strike me down with great vengeance

I love my frens

No Valentine's day date? Look on the bright side.

Bit concerned about the guy who just bought in at seat 7...

I hope his wife can take a joke.

With Valentines right around the corner I wish everyone a good day!

My cat felt very confused

That’s one way to handle it

He who shall not be named

Anon is something else

itsame

Meanwhile, in 1963...

Genau

Samantha L. Jackson

Because the world needs to know

burn the witch

February 13th is when everyone does some maintenance before Valentine’s Day.

I am at Target right now, and there’s a lady here who has plugged a housephone into a phone jack at the in-store Starbucks. She’s making plans with a friend...

It's Not Free Then

Truth!!!!!

I've got a...

Autismo

we in the future bois real women are irrelevant now

Ex-terminator

What on earth

How to hide a line on a screen

*tweet tweet*

Deeee mothhaaaa

Collect them all

feel the bern of no lube

I have a financial condition [OC]

Thot patrolled

A wise choice!

You're gonna need two hands

I think they speak from experience...

Valentine's day schedule

No man needs to have all that power

fragile, like Guiseppe

tryna look dummy thicc for those insta hearts

Damnit Joe!

I'll take his word for it

Schoky