Start healthing with Lysol

Just missing that red lipstick

I mean... it's not wrong

Game of loans.

This person is living in 2040

That’s the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen.

Dat escalation tho..

tenk u dawk

Nobody came to my loneliness seminar

Well obviously

Weird, but if you say so..

Well i now own a duplex !

This little girl is skeptical AF & who can blame her? The bear is her size, talks, and makes strange eye contact at all times

Beat friend I ever had

before Tinder singles would look for love in the newspaper

This happened after sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes at work...

My tattoo artist added something new to his wall...

This also applies to piano lessons.

day 38 of drawing a grumpy animal every day for a year. want to see my beaver?

We were lied to. The future is so much better.

strike me down with great vengeance

I love my frens

No Valentine's day date? Look on the bright side.

Bit concerned about the guy who just bought in at seat 7...

I hope his wife can take a joke.

With Valentines right around the corner I wish everyone a good day!

My cat felt very confused

That’s one way to handle it

He who shall not be named

Anon is something else

itsame

Meanwhile, in 1963...

Genau

Samantha L. Jackson

Because the world needs to know

burn the witch

February 13th is when everyone does some maintenance before Valentine’s Day.

I am at Target right now, and there’s a lady here who has plugged a housephone into a phone jack at the in-store Starbucks. She’s making plans with a friend...

It's Not Free Then

Truth!!!!!

I've got a...

Autismo

we in the future bois real women are irrelevant now

Ex-terminator

What on earth

How to hide a line on a screen

*tweet tweet*

Deeee mothhaaaa

Collect them all

feel the bern of no lube

I have a financial condition [OC]

Thot patrolled

A wise choice!

You're gonna need two hands

I think they speak from experience...

Valentine's day schedule

No man needs to have all that power

fragile, like Guiseppe

tryna look dummy thicc for those insta hearts

Damnit Joe!

I'll take his word for it

Schoky

I’m upset

At least it's not the frog. Or... Is it?

amm or fmmmm

glad to have you on board

How did I miss THIS award ceremony?!

the future is looking bright

Repost cus old post got taken down...

yeet

hard time dont last but hard *** do

Still better than toe beans

peep

I saw this and became 5 years old.

Alabama cousin is best cousin

Why is everyone looking at me?

All wahmen r queens

world war the second

Lonelyman and his oranges

My daughter was pressed against the window, so I went outside to see what she looked like and I was not disappointed.

typical first reaction to robutt

Finally, a book just for me.

Yes Mr Snuffles, I'm sure you are

Thoughts with you

Nyan nyan

We'll never know if it's ok to be black

Firefox just suggested I Fap for Valentine's

The before and after of Valentines day.

Molesting intensifies

I can't tell if the game even has items anymore

Multi interpretable template

Big sad

zest

So beautiful

Saw it online, hilarious!

Are you gonna eat those words? **licks lips**

Why?

Have you seen a rabbit?

I'm not sure anything has been cared about less than this pizza.

Our cat does this whenever she gets picked up