nice

Yet no one talks about Ozzy Osborne

Error 404: Drink not found

My 14yo son draws a new comic each night on his bedroom door whiteboard. This one was up this morning.

Always Remember: Your greatest enemy is yourself.

China's fuᴄked

I'm not sure how helpful this was, although I made myself laugh

Cool

True success.

We finally figured out what the spot on our dog's back looks like.

Death Row

Coffin Skate

floof

Someone at my GFs work out these up in the bathrooms

My 5 year old apparently let his brother draw tattoos all over him... oh and those circles on his right ribcage are abs I am told.

Goth girls are the best

Alabama by region

They are just trying to be nice

The first snow of the year is coming to Raleigh today. We usually handle it pretty well.

Sorry, he's out of stock

Pink Freud!

Hey you behind me! Have a great day!

Da *** is that thing?

It’s okay, I brought popcorn! Carry on with the show!

Coming 2021

Catch

the REAL face of DETERMINATION

Size matters

Amazing View

IS AIRPLANE MODE A JOKE TO YOU KAREN?

'I want to speak to your manager.'

An English lesson

munch

A Star Wars I'd like to watch

So...Yeah...This happened earlier today.

No discomfort, no expansion

words of TRUE power

The statistics are bad that you will survive this course.

There's so much truth in this

it's mere presence is haunting

Yours better not be gay

no!

:^)

Jigglypuff will take care of the sinner....

This rendition sums up my teachers at school

Did he got a Scooby snack though?

Sexy pussy

Neighbors Subtle Halloween Decor

yesterday i met your parents - what lovely gentlemen

We took this photo in the caves of Branson, MO over 2 years ago. We never noticed our unexpected guest untill now!

Nobody does it better.

Spotify algorithm trying to work my listening history.

Yeeehaw

Only in the US

Oh good, they take Dr. Pepper

C'mere little fishies

C'est la vie, say the old folk, it goes to show, you never can tell

Pour me another..

A community Pez dispenser

Very hot

Waiting for the Mona Lisa

THEN WHAT?

not sure if repost or facebook like but still valid advice

Return of the man-baby

Got this at a coffee shop. Someone was bored. Low effort, still funny.

Most kids go for a nap with a blanket or a teddy... my daughter took a bottle of garlic mayo

Maintenance is in no hurry

Sea doggo

geh

Probably mad because we know that birds are fake

Yeah, first day at school

wait

So you know what’s happening right now in earth?

A good book!

[Big Iron intensifies]

I get get you.

Infinite profit

I'm just up at 5 in the morning trying to shave my legs, alright

after checking my wallet

Some people wanted it, so here we go again

death was way to good for him

#sorts by new ironically [OC]

Happy birthday, Google Maps.

give yourselves a hand

M i n e c r a f t

My friend who is a teacher confiscated this today

Weird noise intensify

Breakup translations

The answer is 25%

My brother-in-laws Instagram story... hahah

My husband was having a crappy day at work, so I hid over 30 pairs of googly eyes all over the apartment. Some of them he won't find for a few months.

Excellent translation, Google!

it do be like that

Let’s remember how N.C handled snow last winter, they are expecting 2 inches tomorrow.

What happened to our doctors

Don't know if this has been posted or not. But its perfect.

True Art ❤️

Eggs?

Tallinn museum humor.

Getting called daddy is gross and a turnoff. Not even a turn off, just a total power blackout